Wait I’m confused, where do I submit my picture for this article?

1. I think “rent-free” has some meaning, basically “..and I’m not even trying to!”

Was it Shad Khan? Blink twice if yes

The best part about all of this is that the gray responses are like a 50/50 mix of “Looks like we’ve got a Pats fan!!!” and “I could believe that he just missed but because it’s Tom Brady and the Patriots he definitely let him go on purpose”

I made this point because I disagree that the video supports it. To me, the video suggests that he took a wide angle on the rush, didn’t hit him square, and didn’t get a firm enough grip on him because he wiffed with his right arm, then his momentum carried him by without enough to drag him down.

The second half of that is probably the fairest assessment.

Especially when the reporter lobs up a ready-made excuse to you?

Or maybe... he just kinda missed him and lost his balance, and it’s easier to blame the rule than to admit that you just screwed up?

His lack of success otherwise is pretty good evidence that the relationship was symbiotic.

One of the big failures of the Jordon/Kobe comparison (beyond the argument that their assholeness wasn’t part of their greatness, but a negative side effect of what drove their individual greatness that needed to be mitigated) is that they both won under Phil Jackson, at very least an even-tempered togetherness-guy…

Dieng’s quote is better than anything Butler said all week.

50/50 ketchup and sriracha for fries. That’s the real GOAT.

There’s a lag effect that comes into play with player development. A new scheme / style of play comes in at the pro level, and only a small set of players and coaches are prepared for it. It could take over a decade for the skills and schemes to trickle down through the high school level. 

Speak not thusly of my beautiful boy

“Kinja is the most beautiful fraud in the world” - Jean-Luc Godard at 3AM on a Tuesday

The name and the comment are too on the nose, this feels like a plant.

In ‘n Out you cad. Shake Shack has multiple kinds of sandwiches and sausages, all of which are pretty damn good. In ‘n Out has a burger that is pretty good yet an entire coastline stans hard for it, and if you don’t want that, all you can get is the bun without the meat.

Pure synonyms are worthless. All aboard the Pedantic Express.

Looking forward to it