Weirdest one: Doing my math homework in elementary school, i dropped my book, paper, a ruler and a pencil onto the floor, where it randomly formed a catapult. Turned around to do something, stepped on the ruler, and fired the pencil point-first into the back of my calf, where it stuck there, leaving a blue spot that…

Went over to a friend's place on Valentine's day to do a power hour. She didn't have a bottle opener, so I pried the cap off with the side of some metal tool, and also took off the entire life of the bottle, save a triangular piece that took a chunk out of my finger. She didn't have any Band-Aids either, so I wrapped…

I know I always lock myself in a room along when opening a beer.

“In the end, there can be only one”

I think what make’s this year’s entries special is how Drew’s expanding beyond mere football reasons why teams suck and really reaching into the moral/ethical ones. 

No, please, whatever you do, don’t shit in Fireman Ed’s helmet. 

This, which would make it even more embarrassing when I dive out of the batters box on ever pitch:

I’m all in on a Werder-Ley fight.

WTF does the lobster roll chip taste like? Why didn’t they just go with tartar sauce?

The OKC Thunder logo looks like something from an unlicensed Nintendo basketball game called “Nintendo Basketball!”

Also, Vince Wilfork was a really good athlete.

I feel like there’s a critical break for Daffy Duck between the “Riding an invisible motorcycle” era and the “Getting his head blown up and saying ‘you’re despicable’ out of a disembodied beak” era, the former being far superior.

This is literally the happiest he’s looked in 4 years.

The failure was that he either couldn’t do it or couldn’t keep it down.

I agree; I think that while the areas of life where men dominate are more easily quantifiable and more fully laid bare, there are plenty of parts of life where we lag behind, especially socially and emotionally. These are things that men are either not raised to care about, or explicitly are raised to think they’re…

Who partakes in the first intra-team fistfight of the 2018-19 NBA season?

Given that you can’t specifically exclude yappy dogs, what ratio of yappy-to-non-yappy dogs would be enough for you to say “fuck it no more dogs”?

If you moved away from your hometown, what is the #1 reason you think you will, or will definitely not, move back? 

What’s the best under-the-radar hobby?

As individuals, they made their money in completely different ways and there’s no reason to think they’d be experts at the particular challenges here.