Bold choice to say something so incriminating in public.

Give me Iris’ Brad Stevens take or give me death*

It’s a great gift to us all that there are going to be two shit rookies who we can shake our heads about whenever Doncic tears it up.

“and is still just 24"

Well if your main goal is to give Beal and Wall a common goal...

There’s actually a copy of it in the welcome packages they give to each player.

“I guess I just miss my friend”

“Well I saw that he was wearing their hat”

Mark Eaton can neither confirm nor deny that LeBron has purchased the
New York Yankees

Truly, this is the season of champions

After 34 years of eating every goddamn thing in front of me (save tuna salad sandwiches) with unbridled passion while having to listen to people complain about stupid bullshit like “oohhh nooooo my chocolatey chippies are missing”, I deserve the right to spew judgement out of every orifice I’ve got.

Raisins, and dried fruits in general, are redeemed to the degree that you can rehydrate them with booze and eat them that way. I recently did this with dried cherries using both red wine and whiskey, and both are fantastic.

Who the fuck sees an oatmeal raisin cookie and thinks “OH YES THIS IS DEFINITELY A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE AND DEFINITELY DOES NOT HAVE RAISINS”? Standard chocolate chip cookies don’t look anything like oatmeal cookies, and any oatmeal-textured cookie should be assessed with scrutiny. 

The best parts of his show were the failures. Getting his ass handed to him by a judoka, eating boar anus in the African bush. He shared his misery and took responsibility for it instead of blaming his hosts.

The relationship of chips to chips-and-salsa is the same as bread to a sandwich: The entire scenario is elevated 10-fold if they’re both good; if the chips suck but the salsa’s good, that’s fine but I’m trying to minimize the quantity of shitty chips I need to eat; if the salsa sucks and the chips are great I’d rather…

“Oooo strike 3. And I can still see the spot where I picked you up.”

What’s pettier than creating a bunch of fake twitter accounts to defend yourself?

They’re game show contestants, not actors. I think they did some random off-the-street people, but mostly they recruited people under a false premise and then “hailed” a cab for them.

Throwing some giardinara on that hot beef

No they were really driving it.