I wonder if Kyrie really understands the gravity of this decision.

It’s not like writing this needed to be his cross to bear. If he’d asked for help, I’m sure someone would have lent him a hand.

He just doesn’t have the passion.

All but unpontious

Good luck washing your hands of this one, Albert

Sometimes I see bands play for 20 minutes, and it leaves me wanting more, and then they play more and I’m glad.

Petty...but not too petty

Really excited to hear Tom Ley’s wedding vows.

You vs. the guy Kyle Shanahan told you not to worry about:

Will this fear ever go away?

He’s a great role model for the kids

Tom, in this day and age, it’s really disappointing to see a respected publication like Deadspin come out in support of bullying. It would be nice to see someone promoting the kinder, gentler long pull-up 2 for once.

It has nothing to do with that. It’s because they went to London, and their schedule was backloaded, so they played fewer games before the AS break than any other team.

Preemptive strike: Yes, I used “there” when I meant “their” but it’s friday afternoon and I’m on my 2nd work beer.

Subtly overlooked concern for Philly in the wake of all those “Their second half is so easy they’ll cruise!” takes is that 1. their team is centered around two guys who’ve never played even half of an NBA season worth of games in year and 2. there games post-AS break are easy, but they have more of them than any other…

In an effort to recapture the magic of the Raiders golden years, Mark Davis had his father’s face grafted over his own.

Injuring yourself in embarrassingly mundane ways as you approach your 30th birthday? NBA Stars: They’re just like us!

Will Cain, when asked if his mother’s apple pie is really that great, ripped off his pants, started crying and sued the Washington Post.

Me: “Every Dominos commercial is about how easy, convenient and fast it is to order Dominos. Every Pizza Hut commercial is about how now you can get a pizza with salad inside the crust. Of course Dominos is kicking there ass!”

So he moved out, but they’re still sleeping together.