It’s good and easy, yes, but if you don’t cook it for over an hour it’s too raw and acidic. I tried it a few times and we really disappointed; it wasn’t until I accidentally forgot about a batch for an hour and a half that I was satisfied with it.

100% sleep on the dried blood. It’ll soak into the sheets so the texture isn’t an issue, and it won’t smell nearly as bad.

COMPROMISE: Sautee some onions, garlic, chili etc. then deglaze with some red wine, and then pour a jar of store bought sauce in and cook it down for a while. It’s notably better, if for no other reason than most store-bought sauce is a little too raw-tomato-y.

I’ve always found one of the most effective protest tactics is to give people free candy in exchange for their email address.

Whether this is a defensive shell of sarcastic praise, or a legitimate case of Wizards fever, I can’t wait to read the fallout of it crumbling to dust.

Until the NCAA has the power to vacate Kevin Ware’s horrifying leg injury, nothing they say matters.

WILL HE OR WON’T HE? PICK A SIDE LEY

You are not, but I strongly disagree. What pushes Reggie over the top for me is how bad he is at the non-basketball parts of his job. He’s not funny, but he thinks he is so he refuses to play the straight man when someone else tries to joke. He’s so into some bizarre concept of his on-screen persona that it’s like…

“You owe it to your fans” can go a lot of ways

Someone disagrees

Guys, he’s earned this, and I think it’s about time we gave it to him:

Is the passage of gun control going to stop school shootings in it’s tracks? No, of course not, in the same way that you don’t immediately stop being sick the moment you take your first antibiotic. But that doesn’t mean it’s not the thing that’s going to do the most good in preventing them from happening this often.

Not sure why, but I think “shit” as an adjective is something we got from the British.

Get ready for more o’ this! https://twitter.com/StephNoh/status/963255942937792513

Yeah, he’s gotta play with Descartes he’s been dealt.

Further Update: Na naaah, na naaahh

Tom Brady wants to get paid skip OTAs.

If the author actually didn’t know who Russell Wilson was, as opposed to writing an entire blog post as a sarcastic joke about the fact that the only reason this is news is because Russell Wilson is a world famous athlete in a different sport, why would he have written this post?

Ask yourself, of all of the baseball transactions to happen, why is there a blog post about this one?