FYI - Trump part ends at 14:30. Maybe I’ll give that first part a listen in 2024 if I’m still alive and there’s still an internet.

I know one of you* was petty enough to do the leaderboard by author. LET’S SEE IT

I spent all this year listening to stuff that came out last year, but Rolling Stone’s top metal albums of the year has been solid listening for the last few weeks.

“Ooo look at me, I’m Tom Ley, I don’t even listen to songs, just single, solitary notes on my refurbished 1970s stereo system”

Double fix: Shorter reviews

Tom Ley with a typical millenial’s lack of appreciation for the best part of baseball: managerial decisions.

Truly, this is Sophie’s Choice come to life.

Really makes you think about the nature of source material and the reality of what creativity actually is.

I don’t game regularly anymore, but my old Voldo-playing self is shedding a sentimental tear.

What is the minimum Santa-related power he’d need to stand a chance against Gozilla? If you factor in that he, in theory, travels at approximately the speed of light (or can do some sort of wormhole shit), can manipulate his own matter to fit down chimneys (and may potentially be fireproof) and has a magic infinity…

“Tom needs to ditch this amateur. Everyone knows that a health tonic doesn’t provide a strong enough conduit for occult energy without baby’s blood.”

He should have known to chuck it out the back if they throw isn’t wide open.

Tom, I know we’ve had our differences in the past, but I have to say I’m with you on this one.

For the record it’s going to be about 2K people.

Yep

Office holiday party tonight. Advice? PS: Somehow T-Pain is playing.

The pizza ranking videos didn’t have enough of an emphasis on texture. Why wasn’t everyone force to mash the pizza in their fists?

When will my Deadspin Award be arriving in the mail?

I appreciate all the effort you put in, but honestly, I just needed the headline.

“Oh crap, the Rooney rule! Quick, send Shannon Sharpe a LinkedIn request while I finalize this contract language.”