But what is the best FRIED pickle? Key note: fried pickle chips are about 100x better than fried pickle spears.

Or maybe now lots of kids who could have been convinced that Nazis are cool and tough will remember all the times they got owned on TV and think otherwise.

Yeah basketball has too much parity to have a season this long.

When you’re young, yes (unless your beard is patchy garbage, then you look like a desperate 12yo), but depending on how you groom it, a beard can make your face look more defined and angular, or cover other signs of aging (jowls etc). You can also grade the length from short at the sideburn to longer, and make your…

I always start shaving at the top of my cheek, primarily because I have a beard, but also because at this point, every inch of my body save my forehead and increasingly the top of my head is covered in hair. Despite the full beard, I probably shave more individual hairs than the average 18 year old. I have to shave my…

SO BY THE TRANSITIVE PROPERTY

Just wait until you see what they’ve got on Tom Ley.

Pedantastic

I can’t get drunk on someone’s horse.

Well if they have the technology to give that man’s arms on backwards, I don’t see how we can stop them.

...JetBlue has free DirectTV...

Also smart move on them not sticking with Geostorm’s working title of The Core 2.

The Haughty Dipshit should be survivor-pool style, no repeats. No Mushnick, no Shank. I want new faces to hate!.

THIS KILLAH.............................

You should see a professional about this.

I think Scooby Doo was more effective across a larger age range, in particular ones who try to get their parents to buy them snack food. Sesame Street is a little too young.

Can we give up on the “how does the WNBA appeal to 35yo straight white men” takes? That isn’t their market, and that’s not how they’re ever going to be successful.

Apparently per market testing, Scooby Doo is still, after all these years, the best cartoon character at making children really want to eat snacks. He is the perfect cartoon avatar of gluttony.

It looks a lot like 750ml of scotch.

I’ll describe this guy’s party in the words that have plagued him his entire life: It’s smaller than I thought it would be.