He tries, she says no, and then he pouts for an hour.

Drew wakes up every morning, puts on a plaid shirt, looks in the mirror and convinces himself he kinda looks like Josh Homme.

So I recently had the t-shirt revelation as well, and I think it comes down to the fact that you can’t do the arms-first technique if you have boobs.

ROOM-TEMPERATURE TAKE ALERT: Yeah he really does.

What Deadspin commenter doesn’t know potent potables?

You can get almost everything you need for those types of categories from Wikipedia. The more obscure the category on Jeopardy, the less deeply they delve into it. Baryshnikov will be an answer in every single ballet round.

This strong stance is definitely one that he will have to stand by in practice.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (animated)

Just stick to Forged in Fire.

Dammit Ley, nobody cares.

Some people...try to see if they have anything in common?

Legitimate, yes, but if all he said was “writing” it’s also extremely broad and provides little in the way of an affinity signal. Say that she’s a cosplayer - what indication does any of that give to her that he isn’t going give her a WTF face when she says that?

The only awesome plays now are the usual ones done by someone completely random, like Boban Marjanovic pulling up for a half-court three or a Molina brother hitting an inside-the-park homer.

Theory: She had one in mind, but it’s something intense and involved (“I carve marble busts of assassinated world leaders”) and when he presented his totally banal list (“I enjoy breathing and looking at things that are in front of me”) she panicked and gave up.

McAdoo’s advocating for a QB change because he’s tired of having to bring candy to every meeting.

You gotta keep hanging on.

Does the winner need to change their name to New Seattle?

Always nice to remember why I moved away and will likely never move back.