Brainiac shows up. Bottles Metropolis, with Superman in it. The beatdown at the beginning of the game has depleted Superman’s power supply, but thanks to the effects of Brainiac putting Metropolis under a giant force field, he can’t regenerate it as quickly as he normally does. It cuts off his supply of energy from…

Present-day Zorro who protects undocumented immigrants near the border. Jor-El in an epic film that tells the love story between he and Lara Lor-Van, leading up to the tragic death of Krypton. Jerry Dandridge in a Fright Night TV series.

Catwoman Beyond eh? I’d be down for that 100%.

Nope.

Godzilla had the best movie trailer of the whole damn thing. Change my mind.

Hahaha! Very clever! Very funny joke! Silly Hollywood, trying to make shared universes! Hahaha!

Wow, thanks for sharing that. Your friend’s experience on a movie set totally made me forget all about how he takes part in a twisted abuse cult and treats women like garbage behind closed doors. Now I can just go into this movie thinking of him as super polite instead of being a maniacal control freak whose obsession…

Shin Godzilla wasn’t just a Godzilla movie, it’s one of very few in the series that actually feels like an expansion of the themes the original film was playing with. A masterpiece, in my opinion.

So, it’s The Incredibles meets Kingdom Come.

Here’s how I see it: RZ’s Halloween is a remake. It is also a reboot. This new Halloween is a sequel. But it is ALSO a reboot. Why? Because to me, a film is not a reboot OR a sequel OR a remake. A reboot is something a film can be IN ADDITION to those things, though it doesn’t actually NEED to be either one.

No continuity issue. After Michael vanishes, at some point he’s captured and locked away again. I’m pretty sure it’s meant to echo how he allowed himself to be taken away as a child in the beginning of the original.

I’m not a big Joe fan but I always thought Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow were the coolest part of that franchise. I honestly just want a solid ninja movie. If it does the characters justice, that’s cool, but...yeah. Kickass ninja movie is what I want.

That was so stupid I dropped my phone reading it.

He looks like he just took 40 cakes.

I was wondering if someone would spot that.

That’s strange, I swore I had you pegged as an asshole.

I had tubes in my ears when I was a little kid, and my whole life has been full of nasty ear infections. I also have a hole in one ear drum. I only just got over a several-months-long ear infection that left me partially deft in my right ear.

Of all the comparisons, that is the least what this is like. The Asset is nothing like Abe aside from being an amphibious fish guy.

I know this may not be a popular opinion but I don’t give a shit: I hated Ryo. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a fascinating villain, but he’s a selfish, arrogant, monstrous, manipulative, sociopathic asshole and he deserves to be alone. I will never, ever understand the Akira/Ryo ship, no matter how popular it is. I…

You know what would be even cooler? A Halloween version.