I sincerely hope that you will never be able to taste ice cream ever again.

I think we did. He was a very sad, lonely guy who was dealing with severe mental illness that was not being properly treated, he was treated like crap by everyone around him, HOWEVER he was also a very narcissistic person who, very ironically, cared very little for others. He only cared about what other people could…

My buddy and I once imagined a bar called “The Dirty Snowman”.

Back in the days of the IMDb message boards, I remember how most users amused themselves on the board for Fant4stic. They were photoshopping gorilla heads onto Michael B. Jordan, posting pictures of black men who were horribly burned, things like that. This was how they joked. This is what they found funny.

Using comedy to make fun of racists is not the same as being racist. This is not a difficult concept to grasp.

It’s interesting how many people use Trump’s terribleness as an excuse to bust out all the worst, most hateful fat hating language. I wonder if these same people use Cosby’s terribleness as an excuse to be racist. “He’s a bad person, so it’s okay to use language that’s hurtful toward an entire group of people against…

the rule of law should be in the hands of trained law enforcement officials, not armed vigilantes

No character is ever allowed to be retired.

The original movie has nothing about an Indian burial ground. That element came in with the sequel. It’s just like how people assume Michael Myers attacked his sister in the original Halloween when, of course, that element...came in with the sequel.

I had tubes in my ears when I was a little kid, and my whole life has been full of nasty ear infections. I also have a hole in one ear drum. I only just got over a several-months-long ear infection that left me partially deft in my right ear.

I know this may not be a popular opinion but I don’t give a shit: I hated Ryo. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a fascinating villain, but he’s a selfish, arrogant, monstrous, manipulative, sociopathic asshole and he deserves to be alone. I will never, ever understand the Akira/Ryo ship, no matter how popular it is. I…

Here’s how you make a decent Superman game. Story is, Brainiac shows up and puts a big-ass force field around Metropolis because he wants to shrink it down and bottle it up like he did with Kandor. This cuts off Superman’s access to the solar radiation that gives him his powers. Start the game with a huge fight that…

So, wait. You’re telling me you can’t legislate against evil...but...you’d probably say abortion is evil...but you can legislate against that...but...gun violence is evil...and yet...you can’t legislate against gun violence...

Suddenly I appreciate Get Out on a whole new level.

Batman is Marvel.

He’s my favorite DC superhero after Hellboy.

Bet he still gets more work than Colin Kaepernick.

No, this is not connected to Shin Godzilla at all. Continuity isn’t as big a deal for Japan when it comes to Godzilla films. For instance the Millenium series was basically a bunch of disconnected films that only ever acknowledged the original (with the exception of the two Kiryu Mechagodzilla films).

Exactly. The show may not exist yet, but the idea exists doesn’t it? I don’t need to “wait and see” if this show will be terribly offensive or not just like I didn’t need to “wait and see” if Donald the Trump would be an offensively terrible President.

One thing that keeps bugging the hell out of me is that some of the people defending Confederate do so from the position that it’s bad to censor art before it’s even created on the basis that it “might be” offensive.