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I’m going to tear my hear out the next time I see this comparison. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was not a monster-mash. It was a cross-genre Victorian literary crossover designed to answer the question of “what if the whole Justice League/Avengers super team idea happened in Victorian times” and even then if…

“All Christians who do not follow Christ’s teaching of Love, Charity, and Forgiveness”

Depends on what we’re talking about. If we’re going to root ourselves FIRMLY in reality, then hell no, because sex with a vampire would be about as appealing as sex with a zombie. In other words, if you approach the question from this perspective, you have to undo the influence of fiction and pop culture on our…

Also Mario never wears the hat or the overalls. Or the red shirt. And he doesn’t have a mustache. And they constantly mock the video games. And every interview has to mention how they’re trying to be as “not like the video games” as possible. And reviews will constantly point out how this isn’t actually a “video game”…

Dude, the answer is simple: SUPERMAN IS AN OVERPOWERED BOY SCOUT. It’s difficult to write anything truly challenging for what is basically an Immortal Benevolent Space Jesus.

Again, the Injustice universe branches off of the standard depiction of these characters, the same way they’re depicted in the Earth-1 universe. But for all intents and purposes, in these games the Injustice universe IS the main universe. That’s where we spend the most time, and it’s those characters we spend the most…

“Very clearly an alternate universe” doesn’t work for me. As I said, the premise presents an alternate future that branches off of our perception of the real DCU, including the real Superman. It depicts the “real Superman” BECOMING a fascist monster. That is out of character. Period. Excusing horrendous…

I can’t stand evil Superman. It’s funny, Superman was created by a couple Jewish guys too, but unlike with Captain America no one seems to mind when he’s turned into a fucking Nazi. “Oh it’s just an alternate reality” they say, ignoring that the premise here is more of an alternate future, a dark timeline that…

Simple: too much is enough plus extra. Not enough is not enough.

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This sounds like something cut from The Room. Just imagine Lisa’s mom telling her this, between giving her relationship advice and “I definitely have breast cancer.”

If it offends people I won’t use it, however it always did confuse me that midget is offensive while dwarf isn’t. As I understood it, dwarves were fantasy creatures. Little person also sounds more offensive to me because I don’t define the size of someone’s personhood based on their stature. I would think “little…

I just don’t care for Dennis Quaid. Can’t stand him. And yes it’s mostly irrational.

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I’m convinced the best way WB and DC could reboot their entire cinematic universe and save face (because to do so would look like an admission that they fucked up and you know they wouldn’t want to do that) is to just start from scratch with a series of solo films leading up to a new Justice League film...in animated…

Because perverts and rapists are known for their dedication to the rule of law, right? Pointless bill.

I wonder how much crossover there is between so-called Christians who complain about this and people who mock Muslims for complaining about artistic depictions of their prophet.

Heaven forbid they throw us Superman fans a fucking bone. Nope, gotta keep up with the Batgod parade. Sigh.