This is precisely why we say all cops are bastards. These police murdered a man, lied about it, and they’re superiors did absolutely everything they could to cover it up.

I need to don my douchiest hipster fedora to type this, but for my money the most effective of the Ju-on films is still the original TV movie from 2000. There’s something about the 4:3 SD VHS-y quality that amplifies all the scares they then repeat over and over throughout the series. I was already a desensitised…

It’s German for “The Witch The 123.”

“Of course, it could be argued that those themes and the way they were applied were some of the weaker elements of Joker, since we were being asked to empathize with a deranged murderer who was also a bad comedian”

Can you IMAGINE the gall of a filmmaker asking you to empathize with someone who was abused and is…

How is it racist to make fun of racists? That’s perfectly acceptable and in line with what Quasar Funk was saying.

This is disingenuous and you know it. 

Don’t be racist, sexist, ableist, or trans/homophobic. That’s pretty much the list. If you can’t make people laugh without being any of those things, maybe the problem isn’t the culture that surrounds you?

lol 

Yes, please list the names of the scientists, their background, and who they work/consult for. 

You mean that list of scientists that is mostly not climate scientists, and includes several non-scientists?

Let’s make a deal. If your home sinks or catches fire due to climate change, nobody comes to save you. 

Who is this for? JK, I know you have no dog in this fight, you just like seeing people disappointed and being a contrarian because you have a miserable life. It’s cool, I’m not mad; failed sociopaths are everywhere, like black gum hardened on sidewalks.

They want to ban tactical nuclear weapons, but HAVE THEY EVER EVEN DEPLOYED ONE?!

“I’m just doing my job.” Now, where have we heard that before?

Sure it is.  Remember?  We talked about it last week.  You’ve just been so forgetful lately.  You should lay down.  

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

by telling the guy arguing “we cannot improve healthcare for all americans, in a way every other first world country already has, because that might negatively impact my vast wealth” to fuck off, op

Yeah, so, like, one of the things, ummm, reporters do when they, you know, make transcripts or whatever, is to, like, clean up all those, ummm, verbal tics and stuff that people do to, like, gather their thoughts briefly, especially when, you know, they are trying to like answer an unexpected question off the top of…

you are TOTALLY 'that guy'.