Did you miss the part where I mentioned that Mary Shelley was an outspoken feminist? And her mother wrote one of the most important early texts on feminism? I’m not reaching here, friend. It’s in there, and it’s intentional.

Tons of academic papers have been published analyzing the feminist themes of the novel. The themes are there. For instance, Victor destroys the Bride before he animates her partly because of the thought that she might reject her intended mate. In other words, female autonomy is a threat to him. He’s scared that she…

You know what’s sad is that there’s going to be a handful of misogynist jackasses whining all day and night about this, completely oblivious to the fact that the original novel is a feminist story written by a feminist woman whose mother was a very important feminist writer herself.

Man! What a way to end season six! Can’t wait to see what happens when season seven starts next week.

Oh my god we are living on Krypton in a prequel to Man of Steel.

The only sequel I wish was still canon (and still could be) is The Exorcist III, which by the way got a spiffy new Blu-Ray release thanks to Scream Factory. It’s so underrated it’s bullshit.

I wouldn’t know where to aim. He’s all asshole.

#Presidential

You know what’s funny is that there are people who will praise Melania for standing by her man without realizing that criticizing Hillary for doing the same thing makes them hypocrites. “But Melania isn’t running for President,” they may say. And I would laugh at the irony and remind them that neither is Bill Clinton.…

How is anyone ever surprised when comedians get political? Did I hallucinate George Carlin and Bill Hicks?

Let’s be honest, if they wanted to do a modern reboot of Dracula, the most clever way to do it would be a found footage film with a ton of viral marketing and media tie-ins, turning the epistolary format of the novel into a modern mixed media juggernaut. But it’d never happen for a lot of really dumb reasons.

I cringed when I remembered he was in Home Alone 2. Then I remembered he was in The Little Rascals as Waldo’s dad. You remember Waldo, right? He was the villain? Rigged the talent show, cheated at the race, dumped Darla immediately when she called him out on his bullshit? It’s as if they knew there could only be one…

I sooo do not care about any of this. He’s just some guy out there. He didn’t do a big deal thing, he just looked a little goofy on TV for a second.

I’m just going to put this here. Wish I could watch the whole thing.

What’s particularly terrifying is when you think, “how do they keep from being cheated on?” I can only think of a few possible answers and they’re all sickening.

I feel so bad for Satan right now. The scheduling issues this must be causing... Every time Trump opens his mouth, he has to scrap his plans and start over.

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I also agree. Rob Zombie’s Halloween sequel also explored this, but was ultimately interrupted by more standard slasher shenanigans. Sometimes I think that the downfall of the slasher genre is the insistence that slasher films follow a very narrow formula. I think the stories of Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Freddy…

A guide to lesser known slashers would be much more fun, if you ask me. Madman Marz, Cropsy, Harry Warden, Officer Cordell, Frank Zito, the backwoods killers from Just Before Dawn; there may have been a TON of slasher movies following the footsteps of the films mentioned here but not all of them are crap, indeed some…