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Deplorable.

I’m trying to think of a clever joke referencing the time Bernie Sanders kept calling Wolf Blitzer “Jake” but I’m just not running at full speed right now, so...that’s it, I guess. No need to keep typing. I can stop any time now. Yup. That’s good enough. Stop it. STOP IT. Okay, I’m done now. Seriously. For real. Done

“I’ll support him but I won’t defend him.” Fucking what?

Honestly I’d rather see this turned into a movie. Great take on vampires, plus it’d be a really fun old school anthology film, like Amicus made back in the day.

“Oh, absolutely,” replied Trump. In fact, slice that number in half. Stern followed up by asking if Trump has an age limit. Trump said he does, of course, “12-year-olds.”

What a fucking idiot you are.

Grimdark? Snyder-Rangers? Did I watch the same trailer as you guys? Am I the only one who can tell that this is a teaser trailer? Did everyone forget that we totally already got glimpses of the zords? My god you people are quick to drink the haterade.

Imagine what kids are going to have to read in their history textbooks in a few years.

Oh sure, it is still perfectly valid. My favorite Batman story is still “Batman: Year One”. But oftentimes I find that people cling to the “grimdark” stuff for reasons that are ultimately superficial, or they convince themselves that such interpretations are inherently deeper and more intelligent. In other words

If you compare it to the comics of the time, in some ways it’s actually more realistic and down to Earth. Batman never goes to Mars or fights dinosaurs or wears a rainbow costume. Much of that can be blamed on budget, for sure, but still. People seem to forget that it did dip its toes into more serious fare, even if

Adam West Batman is still the single best live action interpretation of the character. No other depiction in live action includes so many of the essential ingredients. As soon as Chris Nolan wrapped up his thing I was really hoping we’d get a lighter, more fun Batman, but DC put their bets on Captain Grimdark instead.

Meh. Always seemed like Twilight for hipsters to me. More of the same usual urban fantasy vampire romance crap that, somehow, a bunch of people are convinced is original or fresh when it really, really isn’t.

Oh come on, do we really need to resort to such childish insults? What did the worms and the horse crap do to deserve such hateful remarks? Comparing them to Sean Hannity like that... You should be ashamed.

Can you honestly tell me you’d say the same thing if it was the other way around?

He feared for his life. Why is that a valid excuse for trained police officers and not civilians?

Gotta love how everyone replying to you is ignoring the very simple hypocrisy you’ve explained for them.

What’s it like living in the Judge Dredd universe? In our universe there’s this thing called “the right to due process” and it’s pretty neat. Unfortunately young black men seem to not have that right.

So, I really enjoyed the last two, but I can’t be the only one who wishes they’d go back (and by back I mean forward) to the world depicted in the original films (and by that I mean mostly the first one). Tim Burton’s remake was terrible but at the very least his film earned its title.

Gotta love how the book that’s the closest thing to the horror genre on the October list is getting all sorts of praise for being fresh and unique despite basically being “a bunch of your favorite vampire urban fantasy clichés, but in Mexico” and little else. Where’s the horror? It shouldn’t be too hard to find good