I’m stupid geek crying.

Trump treats alienating and insulting different groups of people like Pokémon. He simply MUST catch them all.

Where in the world is James Cameron when you need him?

Thanks. Honestly, every holiday seems to have something to do with companionship to me. Every holiday is something social, I think. That’s why I don’t get to celebrate a lot of them. I won’t annoy anybody whining about Valentine’s Day, but even Thanksgiving is something I don’t get to be a part of for...certain…

It’s not the worst idea, and I appreciate the suggestion. I will look into it, though I wonder how viable an option it is. My town’s pretty small, and a large chunk lives below the poverty line. There’s not really a whole lot to do here. On top of that I have certain health issues that make standing and walking around…

The Halloween season is coming up. Unfortunately it just depresses me.

The boys’ soccer team of a Christian high school in Arizona

As someone who can be a bit of a purist when it comes to vampires, the more annoyed I was by the realization that no one has a clue what vampires actually are anymore, the more accurate and funny this seemed to me. I laughed not only at the popular (mis)understanding of what vampire lore consists of, but at myself…

I’m from waaay up in Northern NY. Many years ago my family and I briefly moved to North Carolina, and do I mean BRIEFLY. No idea why, memory might even be malfunctioning, but as I recall it, we literally only lasted a day or two in our new house before moving back. I don’t think that’s relevant to anything, but...well.

Today a friend of mine overheard two white guys talking casually outside.
“Are you an NRA member?”
“Yep.”
“North Carolina is the place to be right now.”

Are we still doing this? It’s a fucking genre. They didn’t rip off a damn thing.

Scary clowns are overdone these days. I propose society ushers in a new era of sexy clowns.

How these figures could possibly appeal to anyone I will never know. They all look fucking horrid.

This may come as a shock, but you see, they’re actually stuffed animals. Their life in the Hundred Acre Wood is entirely imaginary. The image accompanying the article is actually a really big clue.

I wonder how the people in Serbia feel about how everyone keeps assuming that vampire folklore is a Romanian thing.

...So?

It looks like a puppet from when the Jim Henson company was making a bunch of fantasy movies in the 80s. I feel like it should be in Labyrinth or Legend or something.

I’m sorry. I’d delete it but I can’t. I don’t know what else to say but that I’m really sorry and that honestly wasn’t my intention.

Exactly. The last thing I want to do is be annoying and out of place or, worse, really hurt someone by being careless and selfish. Far too many men mistake carelessness and selfishness as strengths of some sort, calling them other names like confidence or charm or whatever, and I despise that tendency.

i don’t understand why its so difficult for men to realize how terrifying they are being.