The full cover bugs the hell out of me. The old Superman’s S shield is backwards, suggesting that we’re seeing his reflection in the glass, but the shield on his belt buckle is normal, suggesting that we’re seeing him on the other side of a window. Fucking hell.

I think everyone has been Jar Jar at some point. You’ve never gone out with a group of friends and felt like the total jackass of the party?

I had a dream that Idris Elba took me on the bathroom floor in a fancy hotel room once, and I remember it being glorious. Not sure why. I’m very much a heterosexual cis man, but holy shit though. I’m pretty sure this was either immediately following or prior to an award show of some sort. There wasn’t even any coke…

“At least they’re not like the 80’s balding guy with a slicked back ponytail.”

It’s not a childhood trauma, but I can’t stand that every new depiction of this guy has to include some bullshit about his wife dying and him seeking her reincarnation. There’s nothing wrong with the character as Stoker wrote him. Count Dracula was an evil man from another time whose values are now recognized as being…

Dream sequence. Moving on.

The first thing I noticed was that a lot of DC women have bare legs while Marvel's women are a bit more modest. Hm.

‘66 Batman is the best Batman.

I’ve got one: Doctor How. Why? Simple: his head is actually smaller on the inside.

Except “The Frankenstein Code” isn’t logical, because this has nothing to do with Frankenstein. At all. Period.

Looks like we have a movie about a bunch of refugees who don’t look like us seeking shelter after catastrophe in their homeland, only to be met with suspicion and hostility thanks to a few violent members of their kind giving them a bad name.

I’d soooo see a Velvet movie.

“Hah hah. Nice. What a tool.”

I wonder how many people didn’t realize that the “ancient gods” at the center of The Cabin in the Woods are actually the audience, and the whole thing is a metaphor for the making of horror films and how moviegoers get pissed and “destroy the world” when their expectations aren’t met or exceeded.

Glenn is going to be rescued at the last minute by Jesus and whoever he’s traveling with.

On Batman v Superman: I still can’t figure out why everyone is assuming it’s Doomsday. Let’s see, Lex Luthor has access to the corpse of a Kryptonian. Rumor has it that he uses this corpse to create the film’s surprise villain. There are shots of what seem AT FIRST like Superman using an enormous burst of heat vision…

Oh, he knew he was making weirdo garbage. That makes it so much better than knowing he did it by accident.

I’m not crying. It’s just raining. Indoors. On my face.

“Men, black people, Muslims, women; generalizations about any group of people are illiberal, but some pandering faux-liberals have decided certain generalizations are fair game.”

Except the release date was set for June 23, 2017. And they’re going to start filming in November. So Wonder Woman is really the first female led superhero movie since the two previous letdowns. Captain Marvel doesn’t come out until the following year, supposedly.