Forgot about Wonder Woman.

Countdown to all the Hitler reaction videos.

“Fast hands, my little Robin...”

Dracula wasn’t sexy or romantic. He was a weirdo with hairy palms, bad breath, and huge eyebrows that almost met in the middle. On top of that, he was more of a rapist than a seducer.

Of course Bruce is in the middle. *sighs and remembers when being a Superman fan was fun*

Depp’s makeup may be inspired by that painting, but as for the bird, there is historical precedent. I’m not saying his engaging in redface is excusable, make no mistake, but people keep harping about that bird. Here are some Apsaroke Indians:

Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that Tony Stark is railing off against mansplaining? Of all the fictional characters who could have showed up to defend women, Tony Stark is not one I would have expected.

So. I’ve never read anything Terry Pratchett has written. I’d like to give his work a shot. I think now’s the time. Where do I start?

My cousins and I started a post-apocalyptic future campaign, and my cousin (let’s call him) Blake was the DM. Blake’s girlfriend was also playing, but she was a novice, and she kept pouting and whining to get Blake to bend the rules in her favor. Eventually we came upon a pack of feral humans who were about to kill a…

I wasn’t sure if they were just assholes or if maybe I was misunderstanding them. Then I saw their suggestion that I may also like the “Foxy Megyn Bloody Tampon Costume” and the answer became perfectly clear to me.

The funny part is that a lot of the squabbles that have historically taken place within Christianity (and arguably even extending into Judaism, Islam, and other religions) boil down to that exact “I’m right and everyone else is wrong” bullshit. It’s even funnier when you realize that that’s kind of the reason Jesus…

I’ve had that conversation, and what it amounts to is “you’re misinterpreting what the Bible is saying.” That’s the excuse I get. It’s always US who is misinterpreting scripture; THEIR interpretation, on the other hand, is always 100% accurate. Fucking weird, ain’t it?

If by “ridiculously glorious” you mean absolutely terrible, cynically detached from the source material it uses as little more than a cheap marketing gimmick, and basically unwatchable, then I agree.

So, no mention at all that the director of this film, Robert Eggers, is the guy Jeff Robinov hired to remake Nosferatu?

Every one of these figures is just a cluttered mess. I don’t get the appeal at all. If you want steampunk Batman, read Gotham by Gaslight.

Except the obvious answer IS Superman. The only real leg up Batman has is fanboy bias. People forget that Superman’s biggest enemy is also a genius billionaire with high tech weaponry at his disposal.

You just know Jack Pierce would have done a better job.

On one hand I thought, FINALLY! Marvel has a female superhero who isn’t just wearing a black jumpsuit of some sort, or plain clothes.

The author of the novel, Aleksey Nikolayevich Tolstoy, was not only related to the famous Leo Tolstoy, but he was also a relative of Aleksey Konstantinovich Tolstoy, whom he was named after. The latter author is responsible for a fantastic work of Gothic vampire fiction, The Family of the Vourdalak, which was the…

At what point in that video was Superman being a dick? Zod’s heat vision brought the building down and then Zod fled the area. Superman flew out after him and then it’s pretty clear that he was tumbling and falling when he collided with the parking garage, either from debris or more likely his tussle with Zod. The…