If you get it, you’ll complain about how “rough” the ride quality is,
and how “the third row seats are way too cramped for my 367lb son to fit with his jumbo size mcdiabetes meal”,
but at the same time “it’s way too big and close in size to an explorer”, and “they should make it the size of an 80s bronco II, I had one…

you’re tasting your car?

who said toasters can’t be fun, exciting and have a personality?

make sure it has a MOTEC system charger on board.

why not a hearse? there’s plenty of room in the back for a mattress, if you know what I mean...

Ssanyong is Awesome, and you are delusional.

I always like to think of the “wrangler limited” as “limited” in its off-road capability.

I quite like the Shoulder-less design, it’s a sort of subtle nod to the old 70s and 80s 323s (and most contemporary hatches) which had no real shoulderline to speak of.

unfortunately, we are on jalopnik, so because it doesn’t come with a vinyl bench seat, 3-speed manual and a 60hp N/A diesel inline-4, we must all proclaim that it is terrible and stupid and no one will buy it.

Damn it ford, just put the Model T back into production!

I can’t wait for them to revive the Eldoradiq, DeViq, Calaiq, and maybe even the Cimmariq

not that a V6 camry is a particularly slow car.

hey, yo, trackday bro!
ya wanna go to the track day?
four sets of tires bro!
Pirellis, Nittos, Hoooosiers!
got some Hoooosiers for the trackday bro!
gonna tear it up!
cones!
My good longtime companion, would a day of spirited driving in a controlled environment be of interest to you this fine morning?

definitely a cadillac 4-tone horn.

and you may ask yourself, “what was that large automobile?”

Take a big motor out of a big sedan, stuff it in something small, and go ridiculously fast. Same as it ever was.

no one likes it because it looked like a 1994 Opel Omega B, with a facelift from 1997, in 2004.
combine that with the beautifully executed retro mustang and camaro being unveiled only a few years after, it gets completely overshadowed.

one other thing is that the Monaro’s sleeker body was made to sit within the context…

As someone who has been to Oodnadatta before, this is more accurate than you could possibly realise.

“On planet steampunk, they’re out of earl grey tea so, uuh...
...yeah, just go on a run”

I think a steering wheel out of an S197 mustang wouldn’t be a bad compromise, it has an airbag and fits with all of the other modern bits that have been stuffed in, but the general shape still resembles the old straight-spoked, chrome steering wheel.