captainzoll
CaptainZoll
captainzoll

“No officer, I didn’t install it. one morning, I came out to my garage, started the car, and realised someone had installed it on my behalf overnight”

hybrids exist, why not an enormous ICE and a stupidly powerful EV drivetrain? we are working with a massive engine bay, after all!

i’m really just waiting for david tracy to buy a changli pickup and put some jeep axles under it.

or maybe just the layout of a taillight lens...

This isn’t just a problem for people who don’t care about cars, it just gets more intricate and convoluted the deeper you get into it.

not even a double cab utility?
shame.

Stop. Sharing. Your. Blinkers. With. Your. Brake. Lights. You. Fucking. Idiots.

“look, it was worth 500 bucks in 1965!”

eh, then they would have just fawned over the A70 and R33.

it’s almost as if the rear seats of the ranger weren’t designed for people every other market would deem “morbidly obese”

what in sam hill is a puma?

any ssangyong SUV. people forget that they’re BOF and actually kind of set up for it.
I’ve only seen one or two done up here in Aus, but there seem to be quite a few in russia.

The Plaid is the first car ever that can accelerate better than it can brake

I’m sorry, but this is objectively wrong.
the AU was automotive perfection, manifested in one car.

at least they’re being recalled in canada, which is outside of the environment.

Jason, for the love of all taillight housings that are multifunctional!
How can a journalist who claims to be “qualified” in Jalopy Nudnicism not know about the greatest talking point of the Citroën type 23?

what you also should remember is that they break down after about 20 years of use and gradually lose their catalytic ability, so even replacing your factory one with a fresh high flow one would most likely give an improvement in emissions.

I uhhh, I haven’t decatted my car?

It’s just a normal car under there, people. Illustrations don’t lie.

not many camrys were painted green from the factory, i’m sure that affects the overall statistic at least slightly.