When asked about her return, Sharapova had this to say:

April 29th: And here he is, sitting on a couch while watching the second round of the playoffs, yet somehow reaching into the kitchen fridge for a cold mineral water.

Not as gorgeous, but similar; I’ve gone to SF to watch Giants games a few times over the years not because I’m a Giants fan, but because sitting virtually anywhere but the bleachers there grants you great views of the bay, which I spend more time staring at than paying attention to the game at hand.

I think she’s probably got some of people fucking now.

She’s checking the apartments across the lake for any interesting action.

As a parent that irks me, but keep in mind this is the 1980s and kids were left to their own devices back then.

Like they literally never sleep and I get tired just thinking about it. Unless they’re subsisting entirely on some kind of Soviet super Meth, there’s no way.

It ends with the Jennings being sent to New York to start turning a young real estate developer with Presidential aspirations and it ends with them quitting as they think it’s too horrendous of an assignment even for them

Oooooo, me likee.

I think I’d rather see Burov flip, then a scramble as he starts exposing Residents. Series ends with Stan getting the Jennings’ file hours after they hit the road.  

They’re ending this show with GLASNOST, BITCHES!!! YOUR WHOLE LIFE WAS A WASTE!!!

While I don’t think it’s very plausible, I would really like to see the Habs vs. the Predators in the finals.

Every time someone releases a dove, they are required by law to cut a royalty check to John Woo.

Wait, you mean they guy who doesn’t understand how insurance (of any kind) works might not be the best guy to lead the fight on healthcare?

When I go between the legs with my jack sock, I always manage to stroke a winner.

I loved that guy on Hill Street Blues.

When Mary Carillo’s children hear their mom moaning, “Oh, Monfils...” they know not to go knock on her door...

Order some takeout garbage. I hope that place is still in business.

And the man with the camera didn’t have the decency to leave the bear one pic-a-nic basket!

“He would just come out and stand by the hole.”
We’ve all done that, right?