A reality TV show with the Dog, Kyrgios, and Federer would be the greatest thing ever.

Remember, everybody knows that immigrants caused Vesuvius to erupt and destroy Pompeii. Sad.

They had an infographic during the telecast that - as I recall (and I’m 99% sure about this) - said the average height off the bounce was 4'-1" during the first set, and 4'-11" during the second set. Unfortunately I can’t find something about the bounce heights earlier in his career.

McEnrobot gets mad about a call and kills all humans.

Why do the athletes I admire have to be the bigest fucking morons to walk on this planet? WHY?

I’ve read that description now three times and I don’t know if I’m missing a step or that I’m confused because its so fucking stupid.

“It Was In His Gut, It Was In His Pants, It Was On Our Bench: The Antonin Scalia Story”

I wonder if Dion Phaneuf is available? He’d make an excellent defenseman to build around - solid defensively, can really fire it, and a natural leader, to boot.

“Should’ve just used my set.”
-Jim Tomsula

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

This advice is only good for about the next month. Because after that, we’ll all be in hell.

Yep, you’re right. Here’s a few of them:

did you say “fist?”

He was Fed up. Nadal of what we hear is the truth.

Is it weird that this actually renews my faith in humanity a lil bit?

Chess has long been considered uncopyrightable, where players do not have “ownership” of their own games. This facilitated the spread of masters’ games quickly, but also kinda kept it difficult for top players to make good money even though there’s intense interest in the game. I’m not surprised broadcasts have fallen…

Go back to io9, and never speak to us again.

*Don’t do it... no one knows you’re a nerd. No one knows you’re a nerd.*

I’m annoyed that the helmet is clearly inspired by a Greek hoplite helmet, and has nothing whatsoever to do with knights.