+1 Not even close to the deserved number of recommendations

Oh boy....what shall I say....

I systematically went through and starred all your tennis posts, because tennis is great, and we need more tennis.

Wish I would have seen this, I bet it was a hell of a match.

Perhaps he should have studied the Keis* to Victory.

“We want fish sticks!”

Elsewhere in the round robin phase of the ATP Finals, Milos Raonic dispatched Gael Monfils, 6-3, 6-4, despite some typically dope showmanship from the Frenchman.

This is a good take.

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

That would mean they weren’t playing the game the right way

Maybe they should go with “Hand Basket Field”, since the sign already shows where they are going.

...it seems weird that a mortgage company’s logo is an upside-down house

I dont know. Isn’t he like 4'3" it’s probably hard to keep track of him.

I think a truer statement is that not all Chicagoans are White Sox fans but all White Sox fans are Chicagoans. There’s no out of town Sox fans.

That is far too simplistic.

I am pretty sure if you actually went to Winnipeg you might change your mind.

Matthews setting the fucking NHL record for goals in first game by a rookie and still being on the losing side was the most Toronto thing ever.

Keep it in perspective. Matthews scored four playing for the Maple Leafs, Laine scored three against the Maple Leafs.

I just spent 30 seconds watching that GIF because I couldn’t make out which of the men in it got hit in the balls.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”