Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

christ, i had no idea he was that tall. interesting!

“But we ignored all of these warning signs for months in favor of bitching about Hillary Clinton not giving press conferences. We sure showed her!”

In a postseason filled with Red Sox and Cubs fans, you worry about Canadians?

“...and their stupid fans.”

I’m rooting for a Cubs-Indians series, because that is a sign of the end of days. It probably means Trump wins in November, but I’ll take that as a trade.

Joe Warmington may be the single biggest ass-hat in Canadian print media. Even more so than Warmington’s arch rival Rosie DiManno, who actually threatned physical harm on him via Twitter:

I would just like

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.

That woman looks like she knows something but isn’t saying.

Don’t feel too good. If Texas doesn’t slay you, Big Papi will finish the job.

As a Philadelphian, we take exception with all of these other cities trying to act all Philadelphian.

you spelled favorite wrong

Toronto fans like to take them home and make lawn swastikas.

In fairness when they yell “go back to your country” Toronto fans usually mean America.

Most of Canada is dealing with these new Jays fans that wear Blue Jays gear all the time and have watched like 6 games in the past 5 years.

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

Not true. In November they’re still in the “turn it around for a cup run because they won three in a row at the start of the season” mode. They don’t start giving up until a little later in the year. Then it’s all about a cup run next year.