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I’m pretty sure this would be my worst nightmare. Actually, this is my worst nightmare. NOPE.

Joe Pepitone. I was more of a Cubs fan then. He had cool sideburns and had a name that was fun to say. Other than that...

The Hartford Whalers.

He was a bad human being. But bad baseball player? I don’t think so.

Huh, usually a sexy star’s photo shoot leaves me with an injured arm.

Are RAV4's now considered “Crossovers”?

He should have that mole removed

Hmm, just his daily market value alone for a Lobster of that size? Yes— you are a visionary!

Why the Banksy hate Jezebel? This article sounds like the kid at school who is too cool for EVERYTHING and hates it ALL.

Id love to weigh in here; as a questioner, not as an entomologist. 2 years ago I went to pee in the woods, went to a spot I dont normally use then continued on my trail run. As I got up from using the facilities, I felt a sharp pain (yes, a literal pain in the butt. Proceed with childish giggles). Then it itched but

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Here he is in character from Rubin & Ed (apparently without any else’s knowledge) scaring the shit out of David Letterman.

Probably has to do with South Africa being in the Southern Hemisphere, like how the toilets flush the other way.

The Flintstones called and want their sound effect back.

Jeez. Wrestling fan until the end.

I wonder if she called deuce?

Um, no. While not every show is awesome, Kids TV is far better today than it was in the 80's and 90's.

Mike Tyson punching people outside the ring is fucking outstanding. It's a "what if" scenario come to life and I can't get enough of these stories. It's like if Daniel Radcliffe cast a spell on someone that pissed him off