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I’m pretty sure this would be my worst nightmare. Actually, this is my worst nightmare. NOPE.

Joe Pepitone. I was more of a Cubs fan then. He had cool sideburns and had a name that was fun to say. Other than that...

The Hartford Whalers.

He was a bad human being. But bad baseball player? I don’t think so.

Huh, usually a sexy star’s photo shoot leaves me with an injured arm.

Are RAV4's now considered “Crossovers”?

Why the Banksy hate Jezebel? This article sounds like the kid at school who is too cool for EVERYTHING and hates it ALL.

Probably has to do with South Africa being in the Southern Hemisphere, like how the toilets flush the other way.

The Flintstones called and want their sound effect back.

Jeez. Wrestling fan until the end.

I wonder if she called deuce?

How many minutes do you think it’ll take him to get kicked out of the next bar? I figure four.

I was just wondering about that. Heard he got transferred to Birmingham.

No problem. It was really nothing.

Glad to see Panik working again after seeing him on the streets of London all those years ago.

Blue Balls Matter

Cop impersonates an ice agent. And the immigrant fucks him up?

We are in the Upside Down.

Um, no. While not every show is awesome, Kids TV is far better today than it was in the 80's and 90's.

Mike Tyson punching people outside the ring is fucking outstanding. It's a "what if" scenario come to life and I can't get enough of these stories. It's like if Daniel Radcliffe cast a spell on someone that pissed him off