What about kerosene? I know a guy who once filled a 20’ box truck with kerosene just before returning it to the rental place. (He was tired! He’d just moved 3 families!)

If I get another chance, I’ll try it backhand sauce.

Now I realize I was thinking of Tony Gwynn. Oh well

Wanna hear my Brent Sutter story? I once heard that he only got his skates sharpened 3 or 4 times per season. Also, he once scored 2 goals in a game in which I was selected to shoot the puck at the targets between periods, and I won! Because it’s not that hard to shoot a puck in a straight line. (March somethingth…

I heard he once called for a suicide squeeze with no one on base!

Wait! Why was Kirby a bad human? This shatters everything

Every time I tuned in to a Cubs game back in the day, this guy hit a home run, but mostly I loved the way his name was semi-butchered by A slurring Harry Caray. (2nd placd goes to carrer pinch-runner Ced Landrum)

Honda has a vehicle named ‘city’? ..Does the Ford/anal rule apply to Honda as well?

At my local YMCA, I’ve gotten myself to a point where, on the stairmaster machine, I’ll go 60 seconds at high speed (16 or 17), followed by 120 seconds of recovery at speed setting 6 or 7. I’ve never done more than 5 cycles of this. It’s very sweaty business. I have strong legs, but the beer belly remains.

“I can pee for miles, and miles, and miles...”

John 3:16, eh?

Damn. Amazing!

Salt & pepper Kettle cereal... hmmm.. Yes!

Is one of these guys you?

I am stupid:

I’d perfer to see The King in Orange’s face on the front of a big rig... like this:

Thank you for that:)

It’s true. Everyone is related to everyone else to one degree or another. Everyone is creepy. The only way past this is to begin having sex with animals & trees.

True, true! And I’ve taken the liberty of providing visual aids to hammer home the point:

Only feel bad if you ever voted for him. Next we send Rauner out of state on a rail.