TO: Nik Rode

Now THAT is how you stiff-arm a Shark.

And they're not even made of real Girl Scouts!

This is nowhere near as bad as the Seattle/Portland instagrammed latte-off

Mass of Massholes amass en masse?

Well done, boys.

In my particular line of work, I seldom need more than this.

I have gas.

Required listening/viewing

Required listening/viewing