Honestly, this is kind of anticlimactic. It would’ve been a whole lot cooler if she’d plowed through a glue factory and then crashed into a chicken coop.. or something.

Maybe they Wings fans refused to perform for the kisscam and beardo was dissatisfied?

As a Hawks fan I can tell you that Nashville fans are extremely insecure and touchy.

Mr. Pizzano, I’ll tell you this because I think you may be one of the only people to appreciate it, but my 2nd choice for my Kinja handle was ‘Weirdly Gruesome’.

This is me after my 4th cup of coffee.

“Organ-i-zation”.. Love the vitriol! I’d say you’ve got the hatefactor beat in that Karpovtsev clip. I remember a play (barely remember) when Karpovtsev coughed the puck up in his own end so badly, Pat spent about 30 seconds asking “what the hell is this idiot doing on the ice”?

Well then he has even less of an excuse for his crappy backchecking.

Wow! Hell of a goal at the critical moment. Looks like #9 had a tiny sliver of a chance for a sweep check but didn’t.

I’m quite late to the party here, but the video has been removed.. So here’s another copy to replace it:

Happens to him all the time in practice? Time to start doubting yourself, Mr. Smith. (or maybe switch to a slightly stiffer flex?)

Is this considered an arachnid?

Somebody un-grey me finally after all these years? Please?

The other day I had to ask my wife to slice a pizza because I couldn’t produce enough downward pressure :)

It happened 10 days ago in a hockey game. It’s steadily and slowly improving, and I’m prettttty sure I don’t have to worry about an impaled liver at this point. If I can find a cheap way to get an x-ray, I will. Maybe there’s a crooked veterinarian near me?

Question is, what to do if I suspect I have a cracked rib but can’t afford pro help?

Why-the-long-face-jokes right here.. Get’chur why-the-long-face jokes hereeee...

A lot of things can go wrong at the entrance/exit threshold if you’re not on the ball. The two guys who originally taught me to drive taught me to perfectly time the conditioner lift so that the blade was high enough to not touch the threshold, but the towel was still low enough to drag most of the remaining water and…

Yes, dumb move by the ref.. But it wouldn’t have been an issue if the ice weren’t so thin up the middle to begin with. In my experience, thin ice up the middle can be caused by the zam driver speeding up the middle but not laying down enough water behind him/her. I’ve scraped logos before. It’s a real pain in the ass…

How the hell are there such different accounts of what happened in the age of cameras? They should throw all the books at these people and make shiny, shiny examples of them.