..and I didn’t see anything about consequences. These people just did what they did and walked away?

The other day I had to ask my wife to slice a pizza because I couldn’t produce enough downward pressure :)

It happened 10 days ago in a hockey game. It’s steadily and slowly improving, and I’m prettttty sure I don’t have to worry about an impaled liver at this point. If I can find a cheap way to get an x-ray, I will. Maybe there’s a crooked veterinarian near me?

Question is, what to do if I suspect I have a cracked rib but can’t afford pro help?

Why-the-long-face-jokes right here.. Get’chur why-the-long-face jokes hereeee...

A lot of things can go wrong at the entrance/exit threshold if you’re not on the ball. The two guys who originally taught me to drive taught me to perfectly time the conditioner lift so that the blade was high enough to not touch the threshold, but the towel was still low enough to drag most of the remaining water and…

They should make a sequel with Sylvester Stallone and call it ‘My Brudder Tortoro’.

I wish they’d packed the core with thermite and stacked the whole thing on 4 or 5 pallets.

Yes, dumb move by the ref.. But it wouldn’t have been an issue if the ice weren’t so thin up the middle to begin with. In my experience, thin ice up the middle can be caused by the zam driver speeding up the middle but not laying down enough water behind him/her. I’ve scraped logos before. It’s a real pain in the ass…

World of the Psychic used to be one of my two favorite shows... That and Bassmasters, that is..

How the hell are there such different accounts of what happened in the age of cameras? They should throw all the books at these people and make shiny, shiny examples of them.

Things burn, Colonel...

Here is a picture of a militant golf shaman using the power of the ancient ones to recharge his pitching scepter:

Honestly, this golf course is a nightmare and the groundskeeper should be shot immediately.

My typewriter is fresh out of ‘W’.

Indeed, the pencils in the ceiling did tend to stand out in an otherwise empty-ish room.

I think much of my frustration comes from the fact that I expected more from Stephen King’s writing than “I want to play”. I suppose it’s a wasted opportunity in my mind.

Why no mention of the Stephen King guest episode with the talking doll? I always assumed it was universally understood that that was the worst episode by far? I’ve never seen it on this, or any worst-of X-Files lists. Am I the only one who hates it?

I absolutely love you.