Agree.

Just yesterday I had a chocolate submarine launched by my toddler. I pulled her out of the tub and pulled the drain, nudging the log closer to the drainhole with an empty TP spool, but when it finally went down it clogged the tub completely. I only panicked for a few seconds though, when I realized that if I added…

What, you haven’t seen the (NSFW) Swedish (i think it’s Swedish, although the guy does have a nice Finnish.. nyuk nyuk) pingpong video that made its rounds on Deadspin yet?

I do the same thing, but my sprayers are aimed correctly. They spray a mist rather than a stream, and at high speed much of it goes over and behind my Honda. I know it worked when the people behind me suddenly need to wash their windshield. A satisfying sight in the mirror.

This is the first thing I thought of:

Could this be a Swedish Pickleball demonstration sport promo video? #tokyo2020

Is the David Bowie subplot neatly stitched back into place on the bluray version, or is it tacked on at the end? You’ve got me curious here.

why am I still grey?

In Bubba Ho-Tep, JFK was a black hero in a wheelchair.

Did you notice the pegs? Freestyle possibilities!!

relevant:

Y’all Qaeda > Vanilla ISIS

I’m late to the party, but I’d like to point out that you typed ‘doe snot’ and I like it.

..Coming soon to a Borders Books near you:

Why don’t we just move the earth closer to the sun?

You are correct! (I’d better hustle if it’s gonna be me that does it)

You sure did! I just saw Buckaroo Banzai last night, and can confirm.

Holy frappuchinos! maybe it’s an artifact (of the Warehouse 13 variety).. by the way... in a apparent violation of Rule 34, there is no such thing as Whorehouse 13 which disappoints me greatly (well, there is this book, but it has nothing to do with the supernatural, so it doesn’t count).

It also explains the heavy breathing and the runaway ego!

Holy frappachinos, good catch!