Thanks, jerk. I tried it with Raspberry-honey balsamic vinaigrette and now my house is crawling with ants.

When I was about 10 or so.. I was playing D & D with my dad and a few uncles. I think they were a bit annoyed by my persistent presence, because they wouldn’t let me re-roll my character after I came up with an 18 strength and a 3 intelligence. They decided that I’d rolled my way into a barbarian character, which I…

Or Mrs. Featherbottom’s hometown.. the English village of Blackstool..

You just reminded me that Ron Perlman is my favorite part of Name of the Rose.

“If you’re keen on losing weight and want to...”
You lost me in the first sentence. It’s 2015 already. We say ‘loosing’ now.

I crown thee LORD OF COMMENTS

That would make cherry picking easy, and offsides obsolete.

Thoughts:
If you make sure your circle is precise, you won’t have to cut such a wide border and it’ll look cooler.
Do it with more than one outboard motor for more thrust..
Play circle hockey on it..
Document it on video..

I read that as Busta Rhymes vs. Protein Shake. My first thought was “Who won?”

Voice activated keyless entry: “Speak Friend and Enter”.

I am the love child of John Goodman and Bob Hope.

Read that as immoral for a sec..

I had lost the ability to star comments too. About 2 or 3 weeks ago I noticed that anytime I tried to star something the page auto-scrolled to the top. Everything’s back to normal now.. maybe Kinja had a bad cold for awhile?

Isn’t Reunion Island one of the many mystery-pirate treasure islands? I’m calling it now... If these guys go scanning the entirety of the beach area with metal detectors in an organized, government-funded kinda way they’re gonna come up with some pirate’s booty.

*star*
(because I’ve mysteriously lost the ability to click on the star icon somehow..)

If only I’d been born at the Sizzler. Ahhhh, steaks for lifeeeeee...

Kinda off topic, but.. one time I made a shadow-puppet bird near my hamster’s cage and it teleported from one side of the cage to the other with a thud. I found it buried in cedar chips after a bit of searching. I remember thinking “This’ll entertain him.. he must be so bored”. I was about 12 at the time... hamster…