Nobody’s made the seemingly obvious law school joke yet?

“...to help the military with nighttime ariel photography. They’re not used by the military anymore.”

the case for: dental dams

Nice kick, but why is that a penalty? He just cut him off... got in front of him, even. Too many rules.

My question is, does the rotation increase as the downward velocity increases (and wind resistance increases)? Probably yes, but I wanna talk about it.

Today Wisconsin.. Tomorrow the world.

I had a glass of water once that lost oxygen. It lost so much oxygen that when I woke up the next morning it was just a glass of pure hydrogen. Then I exploded.

Yes, this! A friend and I once took what we thought was a small dose and went off to play tennis. We played for hours.. Perfect serves, long-lasting volleys... we were like pros for a few hours. Then, later in the evening, well after the sun had set we watched a low-flying 747 pass only a few hundred yards overhead,…

Skeptical.. I could see the boundaries of the chisel cut without stain.. Imagine with..

Love the punnage!

Shuddup, numb nuts!

Perfect!

Hello, Comrade!

In Florida they do it with alligators.. Also, is there such a thing as a ‘peenicure’? (Asking for a friend).

Would you make a few recommendations, please?

I’ll give it another chance, but my first try was disappointing. I plugged in Thin Lizzy, Mogwai, and Built to Spill as fav. artists and the very first thing it recommended to me was Lynyrd Skynyrd. Poop fart.

Did you hear about the time Bluto went to Mount Olive?

His finances sure are Messi! ..nyuk, nyuk.. chortle-snort