Oh fun! Is it on Netflix? (what movie is it?)

Very mollusk! ... Much shell!

I may or msy not have done this kind of thing a few times out the window of a moving car on highway 53 overlooking Arlington Park race track in my youth.. Maybe

I thought they were fezzes (fez? Fezzi? What's the plural of fez?)

This isn’t really a celeb-dick moment, it’s more like an awkward moment which was actually my fault. In late March 2012, I was working at the Chicago Blackhawks practice rink, driving the Zamboni and taking out the garbage (that’s all the job was, actually). During one of the Hawks practices, I stepped off the Zam…

Does getting your mother involved and having to endure the ridicule and scrutiny of the entire internet qualify as emotionally naked? I’ll bet she already passed the class.

How’s your father?

The reason people think most Hawks fans are “fair weather” is because people only started paying attention to the Hawks after old man Wirtz died and his successors stopped alienating the fanbase. His policies were so backwards and toxic it almost made more sense to boycott the team back in those days. (me, I enjoyed…

Actually, an Eric Daze jersey is the only jersey I own! (other than the boxful of crappy men’s league jerseys in the basement)

The good part about being a Hawks fan before old man Wirtz died was getting into the games for 8 bucks (with student ID) and immediately moving down to the 100 section to watch them lose. During that era, I never expected or hoped they’d accomplish anything, I just liked watching the rookies and prospects come…

I misread that as ‘Bacon’ which made me chuckle as I imagined his son being named ‘Bacon Jr.’.

Your words lol me.

WANT!!!

Morals indeed.

The Martin:

Speaking of dirty thunderstorm.. I’m patting myself on the back today for not eating White Castle last night....

even in your landlord’s driveway?

Not the deep end.. Your view is unpopular, but it’s correct. I don’t mean in terms of what’s naughty or not. Religious ideology and all the laws that have been passed based on it get in the way of logic, reality and progress.

Agree.. except the part about the Sox losing, the Bulls and the Cubs existing at all...