I care plenty.. I just wanted someone else to do something about it...

It would be slightly interesting to see where Canada lies on this Good Day Index. (or am I blind?)

That's not so bad if you're skinny enough.. but what does it look like on the inside?

I thought photos were not allowed inside a courtroom..?

If my history is on.. Isn't this one of the reason's Napoleon's army failed to invade Russia?

I was joking around last night. Didn't mean to upset you so much. You shouldn't take yourself so seriously though. Have a good weekend.

Is that the TLDR? cuz that's what I'm lookin fer

You don't have a desire to quench my curiosity?

Thanks for the brief explanation that raises more questions than it answers. Why would an ancient ocean leave a white chalk/limestone layer only 10 inches thick with sandstone above and below it??
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What's the white line made of?

That's not the news I wanted to hear, but it's ok. I'm currently working on an immortality potion. I'll let everyone know if I make a breakthrough (not that I'd have time to react if it fails).

In parts of Chicago that aren't downtown, you can rent a garage spot for the cost of a month's worth of street parking tickets.

It has been awhile since I've seen it.. I'll contact Netflix at once!

Those steamy rocks.. like an outdoor sauna.

Shirley you're not attempting to bait us into an ancient, clichéd & calcified pun, are you?

How many of these tests would it take to get the earth to spin faster? I need shorter years so I can feel like I lived a longer life at the end of it all...

Derppity.. I was too busy being scared (kinda) to notice!

Hmm.. was that Makeup and Vanity Set doing the soundtrack? If so, I'm twice as into this!!

Most of me says:

Hey! Nice handle!
(It's been years, but I've seen Dancing Outlaw once or twice)