Haaa? I thought Starship Troopers was good?

The best is when you fart in an elevator on your way to the dentist and it immediately stops and 4 people get on.
Oh wait.. that's me... today.

My hero ^^

I think I'd like this color scheme tattooed across my entire body, actually.

No, you're missing the point.. The beer-tasters said it smelled of goat. Goat.. that's GOAT.

He'll spend it all and still lose. scumbag.

Let's all donate $$ to Chuy.

I'm not jumping off any buildings.. The Hawks aren't going to miss the playoffs, and everything's different in the playoffs.

#19: Tomatoes.

Well, it's not sci-fi, but this is the exact reason I decided to stop watching The Blacklist last night. James Spader is great, but I could feel my I.Q. slipping away with every dumbed-down outcome. It's just like all the rest. I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONE, BLACKLIST!!! ......but you let me down.
Now there's truly…

Uncle Chigurh..? ...will you read me a story?

Wait... ALL the Republicans want us to have bad internet service? This is hard to understand. Do they want dirty drinking water for us as well? Will they ask us to live in straw huts next?

I just realized his middle name is Wayne. I am now a middle-name-Wayne truther.

I'll always remember getting this album on vinyl at my 8th birthday party in 1981 and the look on my mom's face. (I still have it)

Don't worry about little sister.. check out the flying elbow attempt in the last one! She's got the family killer instinct.

You're right. I missed an opportunity there, but I haven't seen it in over a year (or two).. I's forgots.

You're the right kind of crazy, kiddo.

South America is very clearly outlined in the bottom area of the one on the right. The Andes range especially!

I've bumped into a few celebrities including Stan Mikita, but none of these encounters were insane.. mundane maybe?

This is the moment it turned the corner to stupid for me: