By the way.. this is the best cheap-o sprayer around. yr welcome.

Yer cats double as dustmops.... ya know..

Hold it right there, pal.. The Florida of the North is Michigan, and none other!

"Amongst the lowlifes that populate this country, one hundred grand is a lot of money," Walsh said.
That's a pretty wide net you're casting with that sentence, Mr. John Walsh.

I wonder who won the point-out-the-misspelled-word race, the Captain, or the Colonel?

Oh! I never noticed that he misspelled 'lose' there. "Loose one turn"..

So..
Y=U
P=R
H=N

MMMM.. .. That's good whiz, honey! How'd you get it so thick?
-Larry Reeb

Here's a weird idea that I just thought of on the toilet:
Can there ever be a negative gravity area? An area in space that attempting to fly your rocket to would feel like an uphill battle? (as if one of the students in the video reached under the rubber tarp and pushed upwards).

The real trouble here (and almost everywhere) is people in power who make big, important decisions based on superstition. We're never going to grow or advance as a society on any scale until we take superstition out of government. ... But maybe that's not even enough.

Can grouper still click their tongues if they have that weird parasite that lives in their mouth?
#occupygroupertongues

I love Calcifer.

Sigh... try harder, Madremonte. Do you need interns?

Three things:
1) I don't mean to sound like I'm complaining, but
2) This was breaking news about a month ago, and
3) why isn't there a music-based branch of the Gawker family tree?

You want breaking news? Here's breaking news:
Aphex Twin has announced a new EP available in a few weeks.

Somebody quick! Photoshop me a picture of a can of soup in a casket... I need to see another picture of a Progresso wake...


... it wasn't that funny, was it?

The Martian reminded me of a story I read when I was a youngster; Earth man stranded on alien world finds ancient tech that produces food. He tries it out and it's burning hot (spicy) and inedible. He gets an idea, finds a crumb of bread in his pocket and reboots the food synthesizer to the specs of a crumb of bread…

Simple explanation (aka, Occam's +3 razor of efficiency): The Radiologist couldn't be bothered to wait until the Proctologist had finished with his exam.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principal…

I have been schooled.

FOX does indeed lie to people's faces.. in fact, it also sits on people's faces. HOWEVER... you, son of midgard, missed the oh-so-obvious fact that this was sarcasm.