What is actually wrong with these people? The inability to recognize sarcasm is a sign of a dull mind. Especially when you present such an obvious example! I'm on team sarcasm, in fact, I'm having a sar-gasm at this very moment!
(but you did misspell merry.. and it's not too late to edit)

There's a grassroots campaign to popularize 'Buddy-Guy' in Chicago...

What about steaming broccoli al dente? That's how I do it every time. Any opinions out there (not guesses, preferably)..

Matt White was a Paramecium (nicknamed "PJ") in the U.S. Air Force and Alaska Air National Guard. He has written for Los Angeles Magazine, Washingtonian and SB Nation. He is approximately 200 micrometers in length, and types amazingly well for a single-celled organism.

You're probably right...

I thought of that.. Maybe if the ice block was large enough to watch it vaporize for more than just a few short seconds.. Let's say a two-foot cube? And let's cool it with liquid nitrogen too.

Hm. I'd like to see high speed footage of a bullet shot into it... and then dry ice maybe..

Some of this is good white elephant material.

I love crappytaxidery.com so very, very much.. I'm glad their popularity and recognition is steadily growing :)

I've seen aggressive parking like this from suburban moms in SUVs, especially with the holidays approaching..

This film flat out fucking sucked. Before it was released, I'd read bits and pieces about how they changing things fundamentally, but I could never have dreamed they'd blow it so badly.

And I was looking for the Pukel-Men in the movie too.. I was disappointed.
And the tree and the healing process after the war didn't get their due either.

Hey now! You leave old Tom Bombadil alone, y'hear? (Sharky can sod off tho)

In case anyone was wondering about this thread, The score is currently 6-3 in favor of sarcasm (including someone who "ate missing the point").

I just watched Goldeneye for the 2nd time yesterday. I couldn't believe how completely awful it is. I blame the director. The story was fine, the details and the science were laughable.

"Do you think this will fit in the overhead compartment?"...

What then, is the alternative to iTunes? Is there or is there not a music library program that acutally works, and acutally isn't iTunes?

Lobstrosity

This is the biggest "Who You Crappin'" of all time!
(paging Drs. Boers & Bernstein)

You just made me think of GWAR.