"I thought I told you to shave those sideburns!!"

Everybody loves Ramen.

It's a half-done root canal. Yes, mine.

Frozen salmon is always a mistake. Get it fresh and cook it immediately.

Rad.

This is a good 'nope nope'

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Why, oh why isn't there a music-centric branch of the Gawker/Giz/Jez/etc tree?

Jose Canseco's Badfinger Spotify playlist:
Baby Blue
Without You
Come and Get It
Got to Get Out of Here
Take it All
Flying
Lonely You
Sail Away
No More
Crimson Ship
I'll be the One
Passed Fast

It's the mould they used to cast Devil's Tower, ovbz..

If I ever have to be grafted into the Human Centipede, I hope I'm stuck behind Kim Kardashian.
-Kanye

Is there a basic tutorial for Audacity? I'm at entry level.. not so advanced. I'd like to get myself to a place where I'm comfortable with all the basics and a few skills beyond. (I can't be the only one thinking this, right?)

Aha! It was Droog. Thank you for dusting off that portion of my brain.

What was the guy's version of Delia's again? I forgot, but I remember I got the best, raddest, flyest pair of pumas ever from that catalog back in 1999. ... MeMoRiEs...

I've said it before and I'll say it again: This story is one of the scariest I've read and certainly one of the most fucked up: http://www05.homepage.villanova.edu/james.arrison/…

Huh.. I think I see a vulnerable point at the center there... where his entire hand is exposed.

obviously buried in the crawlspace...

and keep that stick down.

I invented the word 'plagiarism'.

"They're counting cars? Why didn't they aim the cameras toward the sky?"
-this guy:

in the ZONE