What about steaming broccoli al dente? That's how I do it every time. Any opinions out there (not guesses, preferably)..

Matt White was a Paramecium (nicknamed "PJ") in the U.S. Air Force and Alaska Air National Guard. He has written for Los Angeles Magazine, Washingtonian and SB Nation. He is approximately 200 micrometers in length, and types amazingly well for a single-celled organism.

I love crappytaxidery.com so very, very much.. I'm glad their popularity and recognition is steadily growing :)

In case anyone was wondering about this thread, The score is currently 6-3 in favor of sarcasm (including someone who "ate missing the point").

This is the biggest "Who You Crappin'" of all time!
(paging Drs. Boers & Bernstein)

Everybody loves Ramen.

It's a half-done root canal. Yes, mine.

Frozen salmon is always a mistake. Get it fresh and cook it immediately.

Rad.

Jose Canseco's Badfinger Spotify playlist:
Baby Blue
Without You
Come and Get It
Got to Get Out of Here
Take it All
Flying
Lonely You
Sail Away
No More
Crimson Ship
I'll be the One
Passed Fast

If I ever have to be grafted into the Human Centipede, I hope I'm stuck behind Kim Kardashian.
-Kanye

Is there a basic tutorial for Audacity? I'm at entry level.. not so advanced. I'd like to get myself to a place where I'm comfortable with all the basics and a few skills beyond. (I can't be the only one thinking this, right?)

Aha! It was Droog. Thank you for dusting off that portion of my brain.

What was the guy's version of Delia's again? I forgot, but I remember I got the best, raddest, flyest pair of pumas ever from that catalog back in 1999. ... MeMoRiEs...

obviously buried in the crawlspace...

and keep that stick down.

[copied cobra]

Copied Cobra?
Are we talking about 3D printing here? Shelby Cobra? It wouldn't drive. The venomous snake? What's the point, use it as a paperweight maybe?

You lost me at slider phone... ?

Bears fan living in Ohio here.. Is there a reliable or semi-reliable way to watch games on the interwebs? I tried firstrowsports, but that didn't pan out. This is a football emergency!!! (I'll bet I'm not the only one with this problem, too).