Maddening.. just maddening I tell ya.

Jeepers! Have you scrolled back to 1990?

Last year at this time I lived two blocks North of Half Acre. The smell of hops in the air throughout the neighborhood..

I just wanna be like Michael Schenker or Geoff Farina..
Here's a serious question.. why do right handed people strum with the right hand (the grunt work) and work the fretboard with their left hand (the surgery)?
Seems like that's backwards to me..

Trying to play guitar hurts my fingertips too. Am I not drinking enough beer?

Hope you don't mind if I hang mine here. Looks like this is the guy thread..
...She comes downstairs and says "I just can't do this anymore"..
Can't do *what* anymore? I'm thinking, as the baby wakes up....
A few days later (December 15th, 2008) I leave the house after a few days of debate and go live in my friend's…

Who doesn't? Rednecks? Yes, but they aren't part of the target demo.

*CONFUSED*
... I followed the recipe and tried to bake this #5 cake at home but all I got was a big π...

Lolz for y'allz.... I win.

I thought the same thing. Then I was trying to figure out what 'hulking' was and how it relates to ornithology.

You made me wake the baby on accounta laughing. Worth it.

.."Your Honor, I move that I be disbarred".

Andy Warhol's not such an asshole, is he?
(but... i thought he was dead!?)

Your
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Yorri
Eeyore
Yanni
Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh, matey!

Could I get you to please please speak at my graduation ceremony?

If live 900 years, type so good you do not.

I vote for the Milshire Hotel in Chicago's Logan Square neighborhood. My friend was a bartender at a bar 3 or 4 doors down and he pointed out to me that they could change the illuminated sign at night from Milshire Hotel to 'Hire Ho'. He then pointed out the pimp teams hanging out in front and the 3 tiered crack…

It would work if there were conclusive intent to injure. Some of that would have to depend on history I suppose. Brendan Morrow connected with Patrick Kane's knee a few weeks ago. Not intent to injure, no suspension.

I've been saying the same thing. It has to hinge on "intent to injure".

Yep. I get it.
side question- what city did it happen in? (I lived in Chicago for 15 years and never got mugged. Maybe I'm lucky)

You are best.