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Is this the one where the wolf guy enjoyed chocolate milk-bones?

Can you provide latitude/ longitude coordinates?

I just wanna be like Michael Schenker or Geoff Farina..
Here's a serious question.. why do right handed people strum with the right hand (the grunt work) and work the fretboard with their left hand (the surgery)?
Seems like that's backwards to me..

Trying to play guitar hurts my fingertips too. Am I not drinking enough beer?

Hope you don't mind if I hang mine here. Looks like this is the guy thread..
...She comes downstairs and says "I just can't do this anymore"..
Can't do *what* anymore? I'm thinking, as the baby wakes up....
A few days later (December 15th, 2008) I leave the house after a few days of debate and go live in my friend's…

Who doesn't? Rednecks? Yes, but they aren't part of the target demo.

Flat Earth Society you say?

Worthless damn internet! ..
I can't find a clip of the edited version of The Exorcist where we hear "Your mother sews socks that smell".
I give up.

*CONFUSED*
... I followed the recipe and tried to bake this #5 cake at home but all I got was a big π...

Lolz for y'allz.... I win.

I came here for the Captain's Log jokes... you realize you're the first, right?
Well done, GD...

Poor thing, its spirit is trapped in the material plane (npi) until we can give it a proper burial!

Oh good. I found the short story convo thread. Check out N0072-JK1 by Adam Corbin Fusco (2003). While searching for a link I found a summary by Patton Oswald that perfectly sums it up:

I wonder if the approached this guy's agent for the role. Am I the only one who thinks Tim Roth would fit the role effortlessly? (no disrespect to their current choice, who seems good too, of course)

I thought the same thing. Then I was trying to figure out what 'hulking' was and how it relates to ornithology.

You made me wake the baby on accounta laughing. Worth it.

.."Your Honor, I move that I be disbarred".

Andy Warhol's not such an asshole, is he?
(but... i thought he was dead!?)

There's no way that only 9% of Americans take evolution and the whole survival of the fittest at face value. There's a whole lot of disturbing stupidity but not that much! (that being said, I just moved from Chicago to Columbus and I'm constantly stunned by the high quality white trash around me. I wonder how I'd feel…

Stupid things I've seen other people do in Chicago that makes me feel like I'm a smarter rider than you (you know who you are):

Riding your stupid bike on Ashland.
Riding your stupid bike on Western.
Riding two abreast. Ever.
Spandex.