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Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh, matey!

Could I get you to please please speak at my graduation ceremony?

If live 900 years, type so good you do not.

I vote for the Milshire Hotel in Chicago's Logan Square neighborhood. My friend was a bartender at a bar 3 or 4 doors down and he pointed out to me that they could change the illuminated sign at night from Milshire Hotel to 'Hire Ho'. He then pointed out the pimp teams hanging out in front and the 3 tiered crack…

It would work if there were conclusive intent to injure. Some of that would have to depend on history I suppose. Brendan Morrow connected with Patrick Kane's knee a few weeks ago. Not intent to injure, no suspension.

I've been saying the same thing. It has to hinge on "intent to injure".

Yep. I get it.
side question- what city did it happen in? (I lived in Chicago for 15 years and never got mugged. Maybe I'm lucky)

You are best.

big ups you

How'd you do yours? I went facefirst into N. Clark St. at 25 mph. (this was almost 6 years ago)

I did, however, post it to FB.. soo... full disclosure?

Not all are the same. I took a selfie after I got doored by a cab. I did it for myself, not for the internet. I wanted to be able to remember what my face looked like that day at any point in the future.

It's all so complicated. I even had to watch this adorable dumbed down version twice to get it all straight.

Wail, whale, now Wale?
How am I going to keep all these homonyms straight?

Yes, Pollard's a WSU grad, but Tobin Sprout wrote the example I linked above.. aw, who knows?

Are there any GBV songs about the U of Dayton Flyers?
This one came to mind, but I'm not sure...

and carrot.. (it all just barely fits, but now I've got to sharpen the blender blades)

I drop a banana, an apple, a pear, some yogurt, a little broccoli, 2 kale leaves, a little parsley, some frozen berries from the 1# packages, an avocado, maybe a little cucumber and whatever else I have laying around that looks good into a blender with water to top it off and I've got breakfast for three days. No…

Oh, that's actually a great idea! Much better than standing in front of a bank or grocery store bugging strangers. Which is what I did.

Didn't you raise your own money by selling crappy candy bars or junk bonds like the rest of us?