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Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh, matey!
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Could I get you to please please speak at my graduation ceremony?
I've only dated ten women.
Medical fact: 9 out of 10 women fart during orgasm.
Will you come to my pun party?
If live 900 years, type so good you do not.
Now that's a hell of a thing. (shh... don't tell R. Kelly)
I know he's an 'animal guy' but I didn't know which one. I looked online. He wears khakis and an akubra (which I had to look up so I'd seem smart, and now I'll use it in my scrabble endeavours.. can't resist the opportunity to dump a 'k' and a 'b' at the same time, but I tigress).
My concern though, is in whether or…
Does anybody on this thread know anything about the Columbus Zoo? I know what a bad zoo looks like. I used to live in Chicago (I'm talking about the city-run Lincoln Park Zoo).
So I've told my wife that I've sworn off zoos entirely, and she tells me that the Columbus Zoo is supposed to be the best one supported by…
"I'll name it after Nancy..."
I've got 3 or 4 albums on vinyl.. sadly, I'm missing How Can You be in Two Places...
Off topic question: Is your handle a reference to Fudd's first law of opposition?
"If you push something hard enough, it will fall over."
Can we combine beastiality with this for a hoof fetish?
So theoretically, we're all just one knock to the head away from gravitating towards toe sucking. What about the space between the toes where the lint collects? That too? Did foot fetishes exist in medieval times when people washed their feet every other year?
Congratulations. Because you're the first poster and you bring ..this.. you've changed the tone of the entire article..
Now.. explain. Why do people fixate on feet? Why not knees or shoulders? Why not hair clippings at the local salon? or why not the cars they drive? I know it's a thing, but how and why?
I'll never stay in this motel again!
I vote for the Milshire Hotel in Chicago's Logan Square neighborhood. My friend was a bartender at a bar 3 or 4 doors down and he pointed out to me that they could change the illuminated sign at night from Milshire Hotel to 'Hire Ho'. He then pointed out the pimp teams hanging out in front and the 3 tiered crack…
It would work if there were conclusive intent to injure. Some of that would have to depend on history I suppose. Brendan Morrow connected with Patrick Kane's knee a few weeks ago. Not intent to injure, no suspension.
I've been saying the same thing. It has to hinge on "intent to injure".
Yep. I get it.
side question- what city did it happen in? (I lived in Chicago for 15 years and never got mugged. Maybe I'm lucky)