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Or maybe Hank and Dean have just never been the title characters. We just thought they were.

I wouldn’t bet on Molly’s happy ending sticking for very long, especially with Henry’s line about “Some people forget. At least for a while.”

Finally someone who gets it!

Is the beard to disguise that he’s had work done? Bearded pic looks ten years younger than the clean-shaven ones.

I probably wasn’t going to watch this anyway, even though I always thought She-Ra was the (marginally) better show when I was a kid, so w/e, but...

Early-90s me loved John Bellairs like he loved Christmas, Halloween, and birthday cake...

Sigh. And still nobody’s optioned John Ringo’s Posleen books...

We get it. You don’t like the show, you got stuck with this assignment you never wanted, King’s an old white guy who isn’t “woke” enough for your tastes, and you “watch” while taking notes for your Serious Social Issues Blogger award acceptance speech and... I don’t know, folding laundry or browsing Bumble or

Did anybody notice when everyone was getting their achievements listed as part of their introductions, Phantom Limb is heralded by Watch and Ward as ‘Victor of the battle of Cremation Creek’.

The first time Jackie shows up is covered by the first part of the sentence, “Who, having already been walked in on as they tidy up after a double murder”.

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I was extrapolating from Jackie’s line about ‘Well, I guess I was snooping.’ to mean she had already been in the house when the fracas broke out, but your interpretation does make sense.

I’d have to go back and watch it again to be absolutely certain, but I’m pretty sure she hit him with the (historically inaccurate) ax from the living room tableau, because there’s a shot of the manikin with the split head, missing the ax, later when the cops are questioning Henry and Jackie.

One, I’m pretty sure Professor Gordon beating that guy with his doctoral thesis was memory, not fantasy, showing a., that the guy has a temper, and b., why he and his wife suddenly upped stakes to Hellmouth North.

That reminds me, I should see if Mean Guns is available on streaming anywhere.

If anything, I think it’s going to go the other way with Dean, deciding he’s never going to get out of this life, falling into villainy.

Apt Pupil (Ian McKellen’s chilling turn as a Nazi war criminal)

There is no metric by which A Bug’s Life is better than Antz. Your list is bad and you should feel bad.

And nothing of much value was lost. Someone else can film another Jason Bourne-in-Bond’s-tux snoozefest and Boyle can make something interesting instead.

Damnit Fox why don’t you just take another run at Kindred: The Embraced instead?