captainslower
CaptainSlower
captainslower

This is what happens when you’re the bad guy.

Find them, drag them to the nearest ditch and put two in their head.

I don’t think anybody from EA is going to be making a reddit comment on the retirement of the Bioware brand.

I wish that the Consumerist Golden Poo award was still around so that EA could continue winning it.

Shhhh, don't get in the way of hating on 'entitled gamers'.

Wait till EA closes Bioware.  That should do it.

Amazing. Every word of what you just said is wrong. 

They should also win company that destroyed the most studios.

If you go down and read the replies, it’s pretty clear that the community downvoted that post because at that point, the mod who wrote the apology continued to refuse to lift a ban on the user in question even after they received confirmation that they had banned the wrong person.

The proper term isn’t downvotes, it’s “surprise disagreements.”

Considering how they’ve repeatedly handled or tried to spin negative reactions to their microtransactions, I feel like they’d sooner frame the record than avoid it.

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A topic about voice actors reading memes in character! I’m just going to leave this right here. 

Veyrons attract pelicans.

Man I love Jalopnik. I used to love COTD because it meant I got to get a good chuckle & see some sweet tits from $kaycog....then she went into retirement....and COTD turned into COTafternood-we-feel-like-putting-this-dying-trend-up sort of thing. And worst of all, I feel like the comment are lackluster at best.

Anyone who thinks there was a hero in Election, particularly Traci Flick, doesn’t understand Election, or, in fact, flim.

All the “Tracy Flick was the hero” advocates conveniently gloss over the fact that she should have been disqualified from the election for trashing those campaign posters.

This.

I thought everyone in Election was a villain?

Tracy’s “relentless drive and obnoxious self-confidence” were objectively gross.

Yeah, she ends up in D.C. politics, working for some a-hole Republican Congressman. Ethically, of course Broderick’s character is wrong. It’s just a school election. How can he as student body advisor cheat any student out of it?!?! ... but our current political experience certainly convinces me of something: We