High fin!

*waves hand*

Seriously, who gives a shit?

This is cool and all, but I’m still hoping Patrick Stewart somehow gets a chance to play some incarnation of the other comic book character he was born for, the one whose only big screen appearance, well...

Buscemi Jr?

Gamespot’s video series on Easter eggs points out that Molly’s drug dealer is named Dean Merrill, possibly related to John ‘Ace’ Merrill, (Keifer Sutherland in Stand By Me) who did four years in Shawshank for breaking and entering and eventually drifted back to Castle Rock so he could die in Needful Things.

We already have a perfectly good 24 prequel, it was called The Lost Boys.

Dude, if that meant Jay and Bob as Gimli and Legolas, I’d be down.

Wait, Flanders being the devil is non-canonical? Since when?

Way to totally not link where to get that browser extension...

Not unless that costume has amazing slimming effects, like Anthony Hopkins’ mask in The Mask of Zorro.

What you have to love about this episode is just the sheer, geographical absurdity of the opening.

You picked the wrong snub for 2001. Black Hawk Down not only should have been nominated, it should have absolutely destroyed the field that year.

It’s like employing Hamilton Nolan and then having one of your sites run a podcast with McDonald’s. It makes no sense.

Can one of y’all fancy-ass motherfuckers explain to me wtf a duvet cover is? For that matter, wtf is a duvet?

Or a Deadspin “contributor”.

Okay, now tentatively interested in something I wasn’t before.

IDK man. Maybe neither of them read the script and realized their sex scene would be under a horrible scratchy blanket surrounded by like, a hundred extras? Maybe they secretly hated each other? Maybe the director had some weird chin-biting fetish?

Robinson Era Spurs, my dad took me to a game at the old HemisFair Arena, back when we had our old pastel pink and green floor.