Hell, that’s nothing, Disney had a chance to buy Marvel outright back in the 90s. I forget the asking price, but it was considerably less than what they ended up paying.

Absolutely. Right after that video of Drew trying to ski jump and breaking his everything.

Clearly you guys have forgotten (or deliberately purged) this scene from Enemy at the Gates, which manages to make Jude Law and Rachel Weiz, and the act of sex itself, seem unsexy.

Given that the draft lottery is completely rigged anyway, we can say that, no matter what math says, the Kings, Suns, Mavs, Grizz, Magic, and Hawks are not getting the #1 pick. The Bulls might get it, just to see how Garpax manages to fuck that up, but that’s an outside shot.

Actually, this is a prototype for one side of KG’s new surgical enhancement.

“Ankle effusion” is a fancy way of saying “my old as joints swelled up because I subjected them to several whole inches of airtime.”

Luol Done.

The idea hadn’t occurred to me until this instant, but I’d really, really like to see Walt Goggins’ take on the Joker.

The first one being that if humans had access to functional simulacra to humans - they would choose to allow their most base instincts to govern their interactions.

I think they learned their lesson after that scene in Raimi’s first one, where Spidey and the Goblin spend their entire confrontation post production voice-overing at each other. That was the second-worst scene in that entire terrible movie, and I’m okay with avoiding that from now on.

I have a theory that LeBron keeps Rose around just to taunt him about the 2011 MVP award.

So... Someone on the writing staff is definitely an RVB fan right?

Your uncle got farther than I’ve yet managed. Good on him. As for your dream, that would indeed rule.

Hey, don’t feel bad, I went 4/5 and missed the $200 ‘option play’ question.

I went 4/5 (missed the $200 clue, ironically) and I haven’t watched any football beyond some highlight catches on Deadspin since the cowboys were winning Super Bowls. WTF people?

I feel like it says something about humanity that everybody loved Left Shark, who completely FUBAR’d his dance, while poor Right Shark, who executed with quiet competence, gets no love.

Oh yeah.

Uh, most of them? As of like, this summer, there were only three guys in the whole league with one of those as part of their regular deal.

Shouldn’t he have named his kids like, Cadenza and Forte or something?

I just wish I knew where people get all this free time to binge watch stuff. I’m lucky if I can manage one episode with dinner most days, maybe a second ep on weekends. How do y’all do it?