I liked the original... right up until the ‘I smell audience testing’ cop-out ending.

I think LeBron definitely picked KD to mess with him, then picked Westbrook to mess with KD, and then picked Oladipo to mess with Westbrook.

Normally I’d agree, but... It’s the Kings. So who knows.

Aren’t the Cavs coming to ‘rescue’ George any day now?

Dude, if they remade The Longest Yard with Tom Brady, I’d root for the prison guards.

Quick, somebody photoshop Drew’s dumb shirt onto Dobby.

Blake Griffin would be an absolutely perfect name for a preppy d-bag antagonist in an 80s teen movie.

I’d have scheduled it during a Raptors game, just to troll Toronto.

Ah memories, I remember when our branch let twelve- or thirteen-year old me rent the first volume of Crying Freeman without batting an eye. It’s not straight-up porn like Overfiend, but it does feature two graphic sex scenes and quite a bit of violent death in just under an hour of run time.

Excellent, now they can start over with a better name.

Please stop trying to make ‘Zinger’ happen.

He had a fairly memorable guest spot this season on Lucifer as well.

I dunno, if they break the 76-77 Buccs record and/or extend it by going 0-16 again, that’s another parade, right?

Forget it Jake, it’s Deadspin.

Tell me more about this ‘stable roster’. - John Elway

The Centaurs are all over in Bright, wearing riot gear.

Bright was a stupid, fun, Will Smith movie, pretty much exactly what the trailers said it would be. It is knows what it is, an enjoyable B-movie, and unlike Episode VIII, I in no way regret the two hours I spent watching it.

I’m almost positive it’s Peter Cook, who was awarded 100 less points than the other three to handicap him on the first skit, and then a million points on the last skit.

Assuming you’re not fucking around... actually, even if you are... I would watch the shit out of a Netflix series set in this town, like, a Homicide meets 30 Days of Night type thing.

October Mystery Movie could be My Little Pony. Last one came out in October, as did the first season of the current cartoon. Might be a series-ender and/or something like the ‘86 Transformers movie if Hasbro feels the property has gotten too long in the tooth by that point.