What, you didn’t enjoy JackBauer!Raistlin and the worst CGI of all time?

If you’re interested, check out the source material. The Snowman is actually my favorite of Nesbo’s books, a series of Spillane-esque detective stories, and probably the most movie-adaptable of the novels. How they screwed it up this badly baffles me.

I thought that was Cedric Diggory?

IDK, these guys might’ve. Not for a primary residence, but a branch office kind of thing.

He’s actually the Krampus, and after terrorizing human for centuries, he yearns to return home.

Jesus, that landing after the catch... Ow.

IDK, wouldn’t the Browns be more like buying a ratty, Beetle-based 356 replica? In that they appear to be an NFL team, but aren’t quite?

But he did bring an rockin’ catalog of music for the soundtrack with him!

I’m down if it means some gratuitous Caitian nudity. 

A. The amount of commenters who are in serious denial about how much boning is going on in the background of Zootopia is hilarious. (C’mon, the Bunnyburrow population sign, the ‘rabbits are pretty good at multiplying’ joke, the ‘naturist club’, the ‘three-humped camel’ joke, Mr. Big’s daughter turning up pregnant in…

To each their own, but I thought The Tunnel was kind of a step down from the original and the FX version, mostly due to the leads. Fleur was too pretty and normal, (comparatively) to her counterparts, and I just couldn’t see sad sack Stannis as this dude that women just threw themselves at.

Hmmm, good point. On the other hand, we’ve also seen that ordinary people can be warped by possession of powerful divine artifacts, maybe the Sinnerman is a person (or persons) in the grip of something like that.

I’m not totally on board with this theory, but the possibility has been raised that the Sinnerman is the soul of whatever body Lucifer is riding, escaped from Hell and come back to screw with Lucifer. Which, if he can body-hop, would explain why he’s cool with putting his eyes out. When he needs a new set, he’ll just…

It will never happen in a million years, but...

Let’s be honest, Rose is only on the Cavs so LeBron can taunt him daily about the 2011 MVP/ECF, and to serve as a reminder not to try to hard in the regular season.

Partial to this one.

ETA: Or until he returns to OKC with a contrite prodigal son letter and wins a championship for the team.

I wish they’d do a commercial where the collision avoidance kicks in, they all look around, smile and sigh in relief... And then get creamed by the logging truck behind them that can’t stop on a dime.

Halloween, however, is still Grinch Night.

Sources say Rose is hoping to revive his career in China, possibly after a stop in Kamar-Taj