*Switches on Dave Brubeck while looking at my mid century modern stuff* “Naw”...*sips tea*

“if we must, Memphis Design...”

If this stuff is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

he, “did not act with any criminal intentions”

Is junior using Stephen Miller's spray-on-wig on his face to try to create the illusion of a chin? 

They should have been playing Arc of a Diver.

Never mind what song was playing you insensitive bastards, that dude looks genuinely hurt. I just hope he recovered and isn’t so shaken up he can’t find his way home.

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

Was completely shocked to find that it wasn’t a white woman.

Girl, leave that kind of dumb shit to white people.

Wait ‘til you hear about this singer, Barry White.

She’s going to end up as a skinsuit within a week.

Is it me, or does she look like a Great Value Zendaya? Like possibly biracial? That would be devastating.

Laura was so preoccupied with whether or not she could, she didn’t stop to think about whether she should.

Call me a cynic, but OSU fans will be more upset you didn’t refer to “The Ohio State University” than with all that sexual molestation stuff.

I say this only because you kind of brought it up, but I went to college with this guy and was one year behind him. He now now looks like my father’s out-of-shape older brother. I am always surprised to see HS/college classmates who haven’t aged well, but Douthat is really in a class by himself.

I tried Jack In The Box once, and my ass played “Pop Goes The Weasel” for 3 days.

“He started abusing some of the passengers . . . before taking a leak in the aisle.”

Nice enough guy, just has a tendency to comb over when not invited.