This is not someone who I’d trust with regularly scheduled maintenance. What if they just BELIEVE the oil is clean? 

The Aldeans look like who you’d cast if Newsmax gave you $500,000 and told you to  go make a movie about Alex Jones and Tami Lahren.

Eh, do what I do.  Lie.  

Damn you and your history science! /s

I'm no history scientist, but wasn't there a black president from 2009 - 2017?

That`s great, it starts with some flushed brakes, serpentines, injector clean - service writer’s never mean.

*Switches on Dave Brubeck while looking at my mid century modern stuff* “Naw”...*sips tea*

“if we must, Memphis Design...”

If this stuff is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

he, “did not act with any criminal intentions”

Is junior using Stephen Miller's spray-on-wig on his face to try to create the illusion of a chin? 

They should have been playing Arc of a Diver.

Never mind what song was playing you insensitive bastards, that dude looks genuinely hurt. I just hope he recovered and isn’t so shaken up he can’t find his way home.

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

Was completely shocked to find that it wasn’t a white woman.

Girl, leave that kind of dumb shit to white people.

Wait ‘til you hear about this singer, Barry White.

She’s going to end up as a skinsuit within a week.

Nice enough guy, just has a tendency to comb over when not invited.