Definitely agree he looks like the family dollar version of the dollar general version of Alex Jones. Maren Morris is a goddamn queen. I hate myself for not going to see her when she passed thru town.

Didn’t you know his mushroom shvantz is gold plated?

If dJt the elder has an affair tomorrow is he cheating on Mel or this skinbag of vileness?

Yes I saw that as well. Give up a relatively decent and rapidly getting better state for for one of our economic and educational shitholes. West VA is full of awesome folks but the morons there are conned into believing that coal will save them while it kills them. You know like chemo but administered by chimps.

Please fuck the hell out of here.

So hope his wife has a side piece.

As children we called skim milk skin milk. We cracked ourselves up but we were simple country kids.

Just try and take away my chocolate milk. The only way you will get it is from my cold, dead hands. Meanwhile would happily trade in my 1000 round magazine and my AR15 for a tax credit.

You write America Firsters I see America’s Fisters.

IDK, it kinda looked liked the table was trying to finish him off.

40 year HS coming up, yes I’m old AF. But my greatest pleasure is showing pics of classmates to my 21 year old son. He can’t believe I’m the same age bc you know, this dude maintained his ass.

This is a step down from his career in the WWE as ‘Taker’s manager.

Yo Scotty P.

If only there had been 2 or 7 errant passes at full speed that were just missed by the outstretched hands of Roosevelt.

Many people are saying Nikki Haley and Coach Dabs prayed together after the game.

The only decent human at that shitty shitty shitty

A circle, filled with jerks. I think there is a name for that.

Every time I board a silver flying tube I marvel at the shit people bring on to eat during the flight. I am certainly guilty of bring a PBJ or maybe a salad on but full chipotle? No thanks. BBQ purchased at airport? No fucking way. Chik Fi olay or Bojangles chicken biscuit? Possibly.

Pro tip ( I work in the Shenandoah valley) where there are a shitload of turkey farms. Don’t ever walk close or pull your car up behind the turkey truck. That shit is strong and they are rightfully mean fuckers who would love nothing more than to ruin your day as they are headed to the slaughter house.

He saw Captain Kangeroo’s popularity and said hold my sugar laden Coke.